PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Bundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bundy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bad to The Bone. The crowd seem to be enjoying Johnson's choice of entrance music: Alvarez. Al Bundy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bundy
vs
Johnson

182 cm
43
212 lbs
35 - 20 - 2

191 cm
39
221 lbs
41 - 22 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Al Bundy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 22 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bundy misses with a double jab
and Johnson counters with a left and a right that stings Bundy.
Bundy lands the left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Johnson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bundy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bundy fails with a takedown attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bundy, as that shot connected.
Johnson lands with a straight right. Bundy didn't see that one coming.
Johnson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bundy on the side of the head.
A left lands for Johnson.
Bundy moves to clinch but Johnson breaks away
and Johnson counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Al Bundy has been cut.
We've been informed that Johnson has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bundy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A nice inside leg kick there by Johnson. That's going to slow Bundy down.
Bundy tries to clinch there but Johnson circles away.
Johnson thuds a left hand into Bundy's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson works Bundy's body with a nice hook.
Johnson lands a head kick!
Johnson lands a slapping body shot.
Johnson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
An inside leg kick from Johnson misses.
Bundy blocks a head kick by Johnson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johnson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Johnson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Johnson.
Bundy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bundy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bundy misses with a two punch combination.
Bundy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A thudding body kick lands there by Johnson!
Johnson with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bundy tries to move into range but Johnson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Johnson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bundy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Johnson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bundy takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
Bundy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Johnson as he avoids it easily.
Johnson scores with a hook to the body. Bundy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bundy is breathing heavily.
Johnson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bundy doesn't seem bothered though.

Bundy darts in and clinches Johnson up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Johnson.
Bundy has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Johnson after a bit of a struggle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Al Bundy. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Johnson misses with a punch to the body.
Bundy is trying to drag Johnson to the mat but Johnson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Johnson struggles to land a body shot inside as Bundy controls his hands.
Bundy looking for a takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson struggles to land a body shot inside as Bundy controls his hands.
A frustrated look appears on Bundy's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Johnson breaks from the clinch.
Johnson connects with a solid leg kick.
Johnson thuds his shin into the meat of Bundy's side.
Johnson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Johnson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A jab from Johnson finds it's way through Bundy's defenses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Johnson swings for the body but Bundy moves out of range.
Bundy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

Al Bundy's cut is getting worse.
Johnny Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bundy swings for the body but Johnson moves out of range.

Johnson lands a big head kick that sends Bundy tumbling to the mat! Johnson takes a step backwards and waves Bundy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bundy is rocked!
Johnson cracks the inside of Bundy's front leg.
Oh Bundy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Johnson drops Bundy with a naaaaasty hook - Bundy is in real trouble here! Johnson dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Johnson!
Johnny Johnson managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, into his post fight interview.