PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ejnar Thorsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Inc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inc is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bad Moon Rising. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Thorsen
vs
Inc

180 cm
32
195 lbs
20 - 5 - 2

188 cm
34
200 lbs
30 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ejnar Thorsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 1, fighting out of London, Dick Inc!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Thorsen. That's going to slow Inc down.
Thorsen misses with a wild body shot.
Thorsen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Thorsen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Inc misses the shot to the body.
Thorsen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Inc.
Inc tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Inc looking to score a takedown here. Thorsen is defending well but Inc drives through and ends up in Thorsen's guard.
Thorsen is trying to keep Inc in close.
Thorsen controlling Inc's posture.
Inc postures up in Thorsen's guard and throws a big left but Thorsen blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorsen keeping moving, preventing Inc from controlling successfully.
Thorsen looking to hit a scissor sweep but Inc is one step ahead there.
Thorsen is working hard here to advance position.
Inc is looking to work some ground and pound but Thorsen has wrist control.
Thorsen wants to hit a switch here but Inc passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Thorsen there!
Inc prevents Thorsen from getting the reversal.
Inc throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Thorsen tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorsen is squirming around, avoiding Inc's attempts to control the action.
Thorsen's coaches at River's Edge Gym, LOP have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
Inc landing punches.

Inc is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Thorsen to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Thorsen shrugs it off.
Thorsen is wriggling around trying to escape.
Inc throws some wild stikes that Thorsen manages to avoid easily.

Inc has hold of Thorsen's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Thorsen manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Thorsen blocking the ground and pound.
Thorsen is wriggling around trying to escape.
Thorsen is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inc lands a big shot there that rocks Thorsen but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Inc lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Thorsen hang on?
Thorsen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Inc with good strikes from the mount here!

Inc goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Thorsen is on top in guard.
Our spies down at at ~T~ Troid - Gym inform us that Inc has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?

Inc has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thorsen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Thorsen stopping the sweep attempt from Inc.
Thorsen landing some decent shots from guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Inc is trying to keep Thorsen in close.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thorsen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Inc had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Thorsen defends it easily.
Inc looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thorsen is one step ahead there.
Inc wants to improve his position but instead Thorsen has moved into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Inc dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Inc thows a body kick. Thorsen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Thorsen scores with a kick to the midsection.
Inc throws a good cross that connects.

It looks like Ejnar Thorsen has been cut.
Thorsen tries to land a front kick but Inc steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Thorsen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thorsen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Inc sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Inc swings for the body but Thorsen moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Inc is defended easily by Thorsen.
Inc misses with a hook. Thorsen ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thorsen scores with a body shot.
Thorsen throws a shot from downtown. Inc moves away and avoids it.
Ejnar Thorsen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Inc paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A chopping leg kick lands by Thorsen.
Thorsen scores with a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Inc. Thorsen does a little dance to reset his feet.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thorsen!
Danga de danga de dang - Thorsen scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Dick Inc has been cut.
Thorsen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Thorsen misses with a hook to the body

and Inc counters with a nice double leg into side control. Thorsen won't be happy with that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Inc in side control, throwing shots but Thorsen defends.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thorsen tries to improve position but can't.

Inc in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Thorsen is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dick Inc!
After winning the bout, Dick Inc thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.