PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatu Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tua has chosen Freak on a Leash by Korn as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Tua

194 cm
35
241 lbs
32 - 13 - 0

184 cm
32
269 lbs
29 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fatu Tua!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tua has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way round the side to connect with Tua's head.
Tua misses with a low kick as Dos Equis Guy jumps back.
Tua fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dos Equis Guy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tua lands a nice hook to Dos Equis Guy's body. Dos Equis Guy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dos Equis Guy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tua paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tua pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range and Tua settles back down.
Dos Equis Guy slips under a jab from Tua.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've been informed that Tua has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Tua scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tua misses with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Dos Equis Guy lands a really nice looking cross but Tua seems unphased.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tua defending well as Dos Equis Guy loads up on a big left hand.
Tua throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tua thows a left - swing and a miss!
A punch lands to the side of Dos Equis Guy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Tua displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
Tua throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua throws a looping overhand right but Dos Equis Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice right hand.
Nice body punch from Tua.
Tua slips a straight right by Dos Equis Guy.
Tua will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Tua scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dos Equis Guy in his tracks.
Dos Equis Guy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tua with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tua.
Tua avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy connects with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tua displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab.
Tua throws an overhand right that lands on Dos Equis Guy's shoulder, as Dos Equis Guy tries to avoid the shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dos Equis Guy, right into the meat.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a wild body shot.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Tua avoids the punch easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Tua misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dos Equis Guy.

Tua instigates a clinch.
Tua swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a body shot from Tua.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tua avoids it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tua.
Tua misses with some punches.
Tua lands a left hand.
Tua can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Tua misses with the head strike.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua trying to stall but Dos Equis Guy improves his position.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua wants to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Tua is trying to maintain a safe position but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and turns Tua into the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tua's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short shot to the head.
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tua backwards.
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch in the clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tua misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Tua looks winded!
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Tua's ribcage. Tua let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Tua.
Dos Equis Guy working Tua over with knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy blocks an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Tua avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Tua tries a body shot but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Tua controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Tua avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Tua's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Tua slowing the pace effectively.
Tua working aggressively here.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Tua controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dos Equis Guy thuds his right hand into Tua's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dos Equis Guy swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Tua moves forwards but Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Tua slips a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Dos Equis Guy here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Tua ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Dos Equis Guy dips to his left and cracks Tua with an uppercut!
The fighters circling - Tua throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tua walks into a straight right hand from Dos Equis Guy.
An inside leg kick lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua looks to throw the jab but Dos Equis Guy is out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tua gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tua chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dos Equis Guy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tua.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dos Equis Guy.
Tua staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tua.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
Dos Equis Guy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tua can pounce on him.
Dos Equis Guy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fighters circling - Tua throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a kick to the body.
Tua throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy lunges at Tua with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tua's hand.
Tua tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dos Equis Guy was well out of range. Poor timing from Tua.
Dos Equis Guy lands with an uppercut that bounces Tua off the cage and back into range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some bone on bone action there as Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Dos Equis Guy has managed to clinch.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Tua's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Tua controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy is working Tua over against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Tua tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tua can do to turn this around?
Tua throws a head punch that misses.
Tua tries to stall but Dos Equis Guy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Tua misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Tua's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tua.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Tua avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy blocks an uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dos Equis Guy.
A right hook to the body lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Tua is breathing heavily.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Tua controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Tua's face.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Tua with a nice body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Tua and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Tua controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dos Equis Guy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tua backwards.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Tua's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tua misses with a punch to the body.
Tua fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tua doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tua misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tua's elbow.
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The Dos Equis Guy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook that snaps the head of Tua backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy - that landed with a thud.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Tua swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Tua avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Tua and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Tua and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Tua fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tua tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dos Equis Guy's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Tua blocks it.
Tua prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tua blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tua.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Tua controls the action.
Tua fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Dos Equis Guy digs a good hook to Tua's body.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tua manages to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a nice looking jab.
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tua slips under a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Dos Equis Guy looks to land a left hand but Tua moved out of range nicely.
Dos Equis Guy lands a high kick!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping left.
Tua chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tua stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Nice defenses there by Dos Equis Guy.
An inside leg kick lands from Tua.
Dos Equis Guy works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua connects with an inside leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tua's head.
Tua takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Tua throws a low kick but Dos Equis Guy avoids it.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick but Tua moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
Dos Equis Guy moves away from the strike by Tua.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the body shot from Tua.
Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tua takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Tua's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick from Tua.
Tua tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tua takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tua on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
Tua throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tua has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dos Equis Guy finds it's way round the side to connect with Tua's head.
Dos Equis Guy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slow jab from Tua misses its intended target.
Tua walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A telegraphed right hand from Dos Equis Guy misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a leg kick.
Tua jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Tua is rocked!
Tua takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Tua is still on wobbly legs! Can Dos Equis Guy finish him?
Tua slips under a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Tua seems to have recovered his senses.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook. Tua ducked under it nicely.
Tua wants to clinch up but Dos Equis Guy keeps it at a distance.
Tua scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tua throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dos Equis Guy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tua tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a body shot that sends Tua's belly button to the back.
Tua steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy cracks a nice hook into Tua's ribs.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Tua with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

Dos Equis Guy feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Tua sprawling to the canvas! Tua rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dos Equis Guy finish him?!
Dos Equis Guy steps in with a hook that catches Tua right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Dos Equis Guy follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Tua looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy gave a mention to Convicted Trap House in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).