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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Homer Jaysimpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donovan Robertson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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203 lbs
6 - 7 - 0 |
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187 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Jaysimpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donovan Robertson!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Robertson closes the distance and clinches up with Jaysimpson, looking for a takedown. Robertson pushes Jaysimpson against the cage but Jaysimpson circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Jaysimpson misses the target.
Some bone on bone action there as Robertson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jaysimpson moves into range and clinches up with Robertson.
Robertson is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Jaysimpson is defending well.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
Homer Jaysimpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donovan Robertson.
Robertson moves out of range as Jaysimpson throws a body kick.
Jaysimpson misses with a two punch combination.
Jaysimpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jaysimpson closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
Robertson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Robertson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Robertson drives through with a takedown into Jaysimpson's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Jaysimpson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jaysimpson wants to get back to his feet but Robertson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Robertson throwing strikes from guard but Jaysimpson blocks nicely.
Robertson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Robertson lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Robertson tries to free his leg and advance position but Jaysimpson is retaining full guard.
Robertson trying to stand up but can't free himself from Jaysimpson's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Robertson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Robertson works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jaysimpson is defending against the submission attempts here by Robertson.
Robertson wants to work for an arm triangle but Jaysimpson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Robertson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Robertson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Robertson is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Jaysimpson still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Jaysimpson has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Robertson is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Jaysimpson's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Jaysimpson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Robertson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Robertson moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jaysimpson is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Robertson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jaysimpson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jaysimpson postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Robertson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jaysimpson defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jaysimpson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Robertson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jaysimpson has managed to get both his arms back between Robertson's legs - danger averted.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Jaysimpson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jaysimpson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Robertson goes for a takedown attempt but Jaysimpson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jaysimpson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jaysimpson misses with a jab to the body
and Robertson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Homer Jaysimpson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Robertson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson cracks Robertson with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Jaysimpson has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Robertson to stand back up!
Robertson is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jaysimpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Robertson.
Robertson is still on wobbly legs! Can Jaysimpson finish him?
Jaysimpson moves into the clinch.
Robertson wants a takedown.
Robertson tries to score a body lock takedown but Jaysimpson shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Homer Jaysimpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donovan Robertson.
Jaysimpson has Robertson pressed against the cage.
Robertson seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaysimpson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jaysimpson tries a body shot but Robertson blocks it.
The referee calls for Jaysimpson to work.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
Jaysimpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jaysimpson throws a nice looking combination but Robertson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jaysimpson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Robertson.
Homer Jaysimpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Jaysimpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Robertson is just out of range.
Robertson avoids the body shot from Jaysimpson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jaysimpson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jaysimpson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jaysimpson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Robertson can do to turn this around?
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Robertson prevents a body shot from Jaysimpson.
Robertson tries to pull guard but Jaysimpson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jaysimpson takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jaysimpson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Robertson blocks a body shot from Jaysimpson.
Robertson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson prevents the takedown attempt.
Jaysimpson misses with a body punch.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
Jaysimpson leaves Robertson with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jaysimpson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Robertson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jaysimpson walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Robertson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Robertson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jaysimpson attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Robertson dives in and grabs Jaysimpson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jaysimpson pushes down on Robertson's head and hops out.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Robertson is defended easily by Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson throws a low kick but Robertson moves out of range easily.
Jaysimpson tries to work over Robertson's front leg with a kick but Robertson checks it.
Jaysimpson misses with a low kick.
Jaysimpson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jaysimpson gets a clinch.
Jaysimpson taking a breather.
Jaysimpson prevents the takedown attempt.
Robertson looking to slow down the pace here.
Robertson tries for a takedown but Jaysimpson manages to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Jaysimpson dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Jaysimpson misses with a looping right.
Jaysimpson stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jaysimpson wants it to stay on the feet.
Robertson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jaysimpson.
A combination from Jaysimpson does no damage.
Jaysimpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Robertson avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jaysimpson throws out a loose jab but Robertson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaysimpson swings for the body but Robertson moves out of range.
Jaysimpson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Robertson is trying to pull guard but Jaysimpson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Robertson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Jaysimpson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Homer Jaysimpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donovan Robertson.
Robertson fails to pull guard.
We've been informed that Robertson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
Homer Jaysimpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaysimpson looks to land a left hand but Robertson moved out of range nicely.
Jaysimpson clinches with his opponent.
Robertson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jaysimpson prevents the takedown attempt.
Robertson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jaysimpson smiles and moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Jaysimpson misses the target.
Robertson ducks under a wild hook from Jaysimpson.
Jaysimpson throws a right and a left that Robertson avoids nicely.
Jaysimpson has Robertson up against the cage in a clinch.
Robertson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Homer Jaysimpson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Robertson is trying to drag Jaysimpson to the mat but Jaysimpson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Robertson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Jaysimpson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jaysimpson lands with a kick to the ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaysimpson scores with a punch to the head.
Jaysimpson takes the fight into the clinch.
Robertson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jaysimpson pulls his leg out and moves away.
A jab from Jaysimpson finds it's way through Robertson's defenses.
Donovan Robertson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Robertson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Homer Jaysimpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jaysimpson rushes Robertson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Robertson is working for takedown but Jaysimpson is calmly controlling the position for now.
Robertson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jaysimpson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Robertson is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Jaysimpson to keep the fight standing.
Jaysimpson tries to throw a body punch but Robertson avoids it by throwing Jaysimpson back against the cage.
Robertson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Robertson goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jaysimpson prevents it.
Robertson tries to pull guard but Jaysimpson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jaysimpson leaning against his opponent.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Robertson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jaysimpson's brow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaysimpson.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Jaysimpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jaysimpson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:25
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Jaysimpson!
A very excited looking Homer Jaysimpson rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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RATING
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