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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andre Bishop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cheech Chong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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205 lbs
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216 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Good in bed |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Andre Bishop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cheech Chong!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Sosuke Kotani and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bishop on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chong misses with a series of wild punches.
Bishop takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chong jabs at Bishop's body.
Chong moves into range and clinches up with Bishop.
Bishop is trying to pull guard but Chong turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Bishop jumps guard but Chong stands there with Bishop around his waist. Bishop gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chong lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chong lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bishop or not.
Chong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chong is trying to push Bishop away but Bishop has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chong has managed to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chong working aggressively here.
Chong scores with a shoulder strike.
Bishop tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andre Bishop. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chong lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chong.
A left hand lands to the body for Chong.
Chong manages to break the clinch.
Bishop misses with a takedown attempt
and Chong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheech Chong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bishop is breathing heavily.
Chong closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chong throws a shot to the body.
Bishop tries to keep at a distance but Chong has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chong manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chong clinches up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chong.
Chong breaks from the clinch.
Bishop gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chong lands a big right hook! Bishop looks hurt but is still standing! Chong lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Bishop falls down and Chong dives in with a huge hammer fist! Bishop's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Chong runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Cheech Chong!
A very excited looking Cheech Chong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Andre Bishop had this to say: 'I am not impressed by your performance.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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