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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku N�k�r�inen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). N�k�r�inen has chosen Juice Leskinen - Vaasankin veri vapisee as his entrance music. Pikku N�k�r�inen told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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150 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
43 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Pikku N�k�r�inen!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in N�k�r�inen's half guard.
McWeakhands trying to control from N�k�r�inen's half guard. N�k�r�inen has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
McWeakhands trying to control the position from guard on top but N�k�r�inen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McWeakhands trying to stand up but can't free himself from N�k�r�inen's guard.
N�k�r�inen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
N�k�r�inen pulls McWeakhands in close to his closed guard and prevents McWeakhands from doing any damage or advancing position.
N�k�r�inen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McWeakhands defends well.
N�k�r�inen wants to sweep here but McWeakhands controlling him for the moment.
McWeakhands got a little sloppy there for a moment and N�k�r�inen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWeakhands has managed to get both his arms back between N�k�r�inen's legs - danger averted.
That's one minute gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen keeping full guard, as McWeakhands tries to pass.
McWeakhands postures up.
N�k�r�inen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
McWeakhands wants to control from the top but N�k�r�inen keeps moving.
McWeakhands has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of N�k�r�inen is proving hard to escape from.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now N�k�r�inen is on top in guard.
N�k�r�inen throwing strikes but missing.
McWeakhands is trying to keep N�k�r�inen in close.
N�k�r�inen slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
N�k�r�inen trying to control the position but McWeakhands is working away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands struggling a bit here.
McWeakhands tries to buck N�k�r�inen off but N�k�r�inen is having none of it.
You can see the frustration on McWeakhands's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
N�k�r�inen lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McWeakhands down.
N�k�r�inen is looking to take a break and control but McWeakhands is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWeakhands is trying to control N�k�r�inen's posture but N�k�r�inen avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
McWeakhands manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
McWeakhands is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
McWeakhands seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but N�k�r�inen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen works his way to full guard. Good work.
N�k�r�inen wants to sweep here but McWeakhands controlling him for the moment.
McWeakhands got a little sloppy there for a moment and N�k�r�inen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McWeakhands has managed to get both his arms back between N�k�r�inen's legs - danger averted.
McWeakhands passes into half guard.
McWeakhands is trying a forearm choke� I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
McWeakhands tries to stand and escape but N�k�r�inen is controlling the position.
McWeakhands is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, N�k�r�inen has managed to free his arm - good work.
McWeakhands seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but N�k�r�inen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
N�k�r�inen makes his way to full guard, as McWeakhands worked for a kimura.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
N�k�r�inen is controlling McWeakhands's posture.
McWeakhands wants to get up but he can't break N�k�r�inen's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
N�k�r�inen bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McWeakhands's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
N�k�r�inen advances to half guard.
N�k�r�inen throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McWeakhands wants to sweep but N�k�r�inen has passed to side control!
N�k�r�inen in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
McWeakhands sneaks back into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
N�k�r�inen lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
N�k�r�inen winds up and cracks McWeakhands with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McWeakhands is looking to control N�k�r�inen's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McWeakhands avoid being mounted?
McWeakhands tries to get to full guard but N�k�r�inen has control of the leg.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Pikku N�k�r�inen will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A solid leg kick lands there for N�k�r�inen.
N�k�r�inen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed N�k�r�inen momentarily.
A jab from N�k�r�inen does it's job there.
McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by N�k�r�inen.
McWeakhands throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
N�k�r�inen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice sprawl there from McWeakhands as N�k�r�inen shoots in.
McWeakhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Some wild striking there from N�k�r�inen.
McWeakhands misses with a wild combination.
McWeakhands shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. N�k�r�inen manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands won't allow N�k�r�inen to sweep him here.
N�k�r�inen trying to keep a closed guard but McWeakhands is proving a slippery customer.
McWeakhands wants to pass the guard but N�k�r�inen is keeping the position.
McWeakhands will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now N�k�r�inen is on top in guard.
McWeakhands is looking for a triangle but N�k�r�inen pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
N�k�r�inen stands and throws McWeakhands's legs to the side, diving into side control.
McWeakhands is trying to improve his position.
N�k�r�inen working away.
N�k�r�inen is looking to take a break and control but McWeakhands is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McWeakhands wants to control but N�k�r�inen postures up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
McWeakhands trying to control but N�k�r�inen postures up.
McWeakhands is refusing to be controlled, as N�k�r�inen sits in half guard.
McWeakhands is trying to control but can't.
Pikku N�k�r�inen has got the better of the ground game so far.
N�k�r�inen is looking to advance position but McWeakhands won't allow it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
N�k�r�inen lands with a punch from half guard.
McWeakhands has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. N�k�r�inen is working away from the top position though.
N�k�r�inen working the head and body with strikes.
McWeakhands preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
McWeakhands is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but N�k�r�inen pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is staying active underneath N�k�r�inen, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McWeakhands moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
McWeakhands not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McWeakhands looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
McWeakhands trying to keep a closed guard but N�k�r�inen is proving a slippery customer.
N�k�r�inen landing with the ground and pound.
N�k�r�inen lands a couple of digs.
N�k�r�inen trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
N�k�r�inen sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McWeakhands's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is not content to let N�k�r�inen control the position.
McWeakhands looking for submissions off his back.
N�k�r�inen is looking for a kimura here.
McWeakhands is trying is best to control the position here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
N�k�r�inen maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! McWeakhands could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but N�k�r�inen has cracked it and McWeakhands is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by N�k�r�inen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pikku N�k�r�inen!
A relieved looking Pikku N�k�r�inen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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