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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and carlos Escudero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sick Puppies- You're going down. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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200 lbs
5 - 7 - 0 |
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205 lbs
1 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, carlos Escudero !
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmo avoids the head kick by Escudero .
Escudero looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Schmo lands a nice looking body kick.
Schmo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Schmo misses with a kick to the body.
carlos Escudero seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Escudero shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Schmo but Schmo pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Schmo looks to land a combination. Escudero sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like carlos Escudero has been cut.
Escudero is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Schmo scores with a body shot.
Schmo lands a slapping body shot.
Schmo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Schmo throws a series of strikes that have Escudero backpedaling.
Schmo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Escudero backs up against the cage.
Schmo lunges at Escudero with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Escudero 's hand.
Escudero takes one on the button.
Schmo scores with a jab to the body.
Schmo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Escudero has time to react.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Schmo!
Schmo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schmo throws a front kick aimed at Escudero 's knee but Escudero avoids it well.
A solid leg kick lands there for Schmo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Schmo.
Schmo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schmo digs a good body shot into Escudero 's ribs.
Schmo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schmo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Escudero checks it well.
Schmo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Schmo lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Schmo throws the kick towards the body but Escudero avoids it.
Jab by Schmo.
Schmo misses with a wild combination.
Schmo connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Escudero takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Schmo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schmo is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Schmo tests Escudero 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Schmo does it's job there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schmo with a hook.
Schmo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Escudero has time to react.
Schmo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Schmo cracks Escudero with an open hand slap.
A left and a right from Schmo both land. Nice combination.
Escudero tries a head kick but it misses.
Schmo is working the combinations to good effect here.
Schmo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Schmo scores with a three punch combo!
Schmo cracks the inside of Escudero 's front leg.
Danga de danga de dang - Schmo scores with a four punch combination!
Schmo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Escudero 's calf.
Schmo scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Escudero doesn't seem bothered though.
Escudero has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Escudero is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Schmo.
Schmo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schmo thuds his shin into the meat of Escudero 's side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Schmo. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Schmo.
Escudero has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Schmo throws a combination. Escudero tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Schmo throws a combination. Escudero tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Schmo with a nice cross.
Schmo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Joe Schmo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schmo closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Schmo looks to throw the jab but Escudero is out of range.
Escudero checks a low kick from Schmo.
Escudero takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Escudero chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Schmo can pounce on him.
Schmo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Schmo misses with a series of wild punches.
Schmo scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Schmo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schmo lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Escudero backs up against the cage.
Escudero fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Schmo lands a jab-cross combination.
Schmo lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Escudero has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Escudero misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Schmo scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Schmo, right into the meat.
Schmo digs a good body shot into Escudero 's ribs.
Schmo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schmo catches Escudero with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schmo looks for the body kick but Escudero saw that one coming.
Nice shot by Schmo.
A bone on bone clash there as Escudero blocks the leg kick.
Schmo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Schmo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on carlos Escudero 's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
A right-left combo lands from Schmo.
Escudero takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Schmo throws a series of punches but Escudero avoids them all with ease.
Schmo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Escudero 's hands.
Schmo connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Escudero takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Escudero is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Schmo.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Escudero might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Schmo has got the better of the exchanges.
A nice leg kick lands there from Schmo.
Schmo with a hook.
Schmo scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Schmo tries a head kick but it misses.
Schmo lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Schmo scores with a three punch combo!
A bone on bone clash there as Escudero blocks the leg kick.
Schmo works over Escudero 's head and body with a nice combination.
Schmo throws a sloppy head kick and Escudero moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Schmo.
Schmo lands with an uppercut that bounces Escudero off the cage and back into rage.
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Schmo tests Escudero 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schmo closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Escudero throws a sloppy head kick
and Schmo counters with a one-two to the body.
Joe Schmo is winning the standup battle so far.
Schmo works over Escudero 's head and body with a nice combination.
Escudero takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Schmo scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Escudero throws a head kick but Schmo moves out of range.
Schmo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Escudero 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Schmo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Schmo scores with a three punch combo!
A nice inside leg kick there by Schmo. That's going to slow Escudero down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schmo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses.
Escudero throws a sloppy head kick
and Schmo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schmo scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Schmo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Escudero takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A jab lands there for Schmo.
Escudero tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Escudero misses
and Schmo counters with a two punch combo.
Schmo getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Escudero fails to land the takedown.
Escudero fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Schmo blocks a head kick by Escudero .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schmo wants to slow Escudero down by chopping away at his legs.
Schmo is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Escudero can do to turn this around?
Schmo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Schmo throws a right and a left that Escudero avoids nicely.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schmo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Schmo throws a leg kick which misses Escudero 's front leg but catches the back leg as Escudero tries to avoid it.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses.
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheers as Schmo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Escudero doesn't seem phased though.
Schmo throws a series of punches but Escudero avoids them all with ease.
Escudero throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Schmo's head.
Escudero moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Schmo bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schmo lands with a nice combination. Escudero backs away looking to recover.
Escudero fails with the takedown
and Schmo counters with a nice uppercut.
Joe Schmo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of carlos Escudero .
Escudero throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Schmo's head.
Escudero moves out of range as Schmo throws a body kick.
Schmo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Escudero misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Escudero throws a lazy head kick
and Schmo counters with a left and a right that stings Escudero .
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Escudero doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Schmo blocks a head kick by Escudero .
Joe Schmo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Escudero misses with a head kick.
Escudero throws a sloppy head kick
and Schmo counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Schmo!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Joe Schmo dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on carlos Escudero 's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Escudero doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Escudero has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Schmo lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Schmo.
Schmo displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Schmo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Schmo scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Escudero takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Schmo stalks Escudero and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Escudero 's face. Escudero staggers backwards, shaken.
A lazy left from Schmo finds it's target.
Escudero throws a sloppy head kick
and Schmo counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Schmo lands an overhand right.
Escudero throws a lazy head kick
and Schmo counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Schmo cracks Escudero with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Schmo.
Schmo moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Schmo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schmo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Schmo throws a one two combo.
A nice combination there by Schmo.
Nice shot lands for Schmo.
Escudero fails with the takedown
and Schmo counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schmo lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Escudero misses with a head kick.
Schmo punishes Escudero 's body with a nice straight punch.
Schmo scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A left and a right from Schmo both land. Nice combination.
A head kick misses from Escudero .
Escudero drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schmo kicks Escudero off and gets to his feet.
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Schmo stuffs the takedown attempt from Escudero . Escudero gets slowly back to his feet.
Escudero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses
enabling Schmo to counter with a crisp jab.
Schmo with a hook.
A head kick by Escudero misses
and Schmo counters with a one-two to the body.
Schmo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Escudero showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schmo.
The fighters circle momentarily. Schmo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Escudero throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Escudero scores with a head kick.
Schmo lands with a nice combination. Escudero backs away looking to recover.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Escudero .
Schmo takes a kick to the side of the head.
Schmo fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Schmo lands with an uppercut that bounces Escudero off the cage and back into rage.
Escudero throws a head kick but Schmo moves out of range.
Schmo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Escudero tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick by Escudero misses
and Schmo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Escudero doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Schmo counters with a stiff right hand.
Joe Schmo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of carlos Escudero .
A head kick by Escudero misses
and Schmo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Escudero shoots for a takedown but Schmo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Schmo takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Escudero pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Schmo fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Escudero plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Escudero tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Schmo swivels and escapes.
Escudero throws a head kick that Schmo semi-blocks.
Escudero misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Schmo finds it's way through Escudero 's defenses.
Schmo lands with an uppercut that bounces Escudero off the cage and back into rage.
Schmo blocks a head kick by Escudero .
Schmo blocks a head kick by Escudero .
Escudero throws a head kick but Schmo moves out of range.
Escudero with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Schmo counter with a right hand.
Escudero has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Escudero there as he acknowledges the shot.
carlos Escudero has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Escudero tries a head kick but it misses.
Schmo lands a jab to the nose.
Escudero throws a sloppy head kick and Schmo moves out of range easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Schmo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Schmo, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Schmo!
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hype
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RATING
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