|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler comes into a darkened arena with his song building. What does the Fox Say kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
|
|
|
185 cm
29
180 lbs
26 - 4 - 1 |
|
178 cm
34
178 lbs
28 - 12 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
|
Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
26 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
28 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The Impaler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. The Impaler tries to land a front kick but Muntz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. A looping hook to the body misses from The Impaler. Muntz does a little dance to reset his feet. Muntz throws a front kick aimed at The Impaler's knee but The Impaler avoids it well. Muntz fails in his attempt to clinch. Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Muntz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. The Impaler swings away with a leg kick that misses. Muntz throws a body shot but no joy. Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Muntz takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses. Muntz throws out a powerful jab. Muntz lands with a nice body punch. Muntz throws out a loose jab but The Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it. The Impaler misses with an uppercut. The Impaler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Muntz looks for the body kick but The Impaler saw that one coming. Muntz connects with an inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Impaler throws a head kick that misses. The Impaler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. The Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet. Muntz explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Muntz lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Impaler at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Muntz. The Impaler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. The Impaler walks into a jab. Muntz misses with a hook. The Impaler is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Muntz. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The Impaler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Muntz is looking to wear down The Impaler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. The crowd cheers as Muntz lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Impaler doesn't seem phased though. A combination from Muntz does no damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The Impaler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Muntz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. The Impaler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. The Impaler wants to slow Muntz down by chopping away at his legs. Muntz connects with a crisp jab. The Impaler clobbers Muntz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. A big left from The Impaler misses. Muntz throws a wild body kick that The Impaler sees coming a mile off. The Impaler is looking to slow Muntz down with leg kicks. Muntz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The Impaler lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. The Impaler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Muntz walks into a straight right hand from The Impaler. Muntz tries to work over The Impaler's front leg with a kick but The Impaler checks it. Muntz misses with a low kick. Muntz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Impaler is able to avoid easily. Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The Impaler scores with a leg kick.
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range. Muntz is looking to slow The Impaler down with leg kicks. The Impaler looks for the body kick but Muntz saw that one coming. Muntz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Impaler. A nice leg kick lands there from The Impaler. The Impaler scores with a leg kick.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Muntz looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. The Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab. The Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Muntz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. The Impaler walks into a straight right hand from Muntz. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! The Impaler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Muntz throws a right hand that misses
and The Impaler counters with an inside leg kick. Muntz is looking to clinch. Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler scores with a nice head shot. Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz. The Impaler takes a shot right to the bread basket. Muntz avoids the head kick by The Impaler.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Muntz clobbers The Impaler with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. A swing and a miss from The Impaler. Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Muntz throws a looping overhand right but The Impaler ducks down to avoid it. The Impaler walks into a straight right hand from Muntz. A nice inside leg kick there by The Impaler. That's going to slow Muntz down. Muntz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
The Impaler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A shot to the liver by The Impaler. Beautiful body shot. Muntz lands a lovely overhand right. Muntz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Impaler. That one must have hurt. The Impaler with a nice cross. A big left from Muntz misses. Muntz lands a front kick. Muntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Impaler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Muntz misses with a low kick. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Muntz. That's going to slow The Impaler down. Muntz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Muntz tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
Muntz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. The Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Impaler tries a low kick but Muntz avoids it. Muntz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Impaler's head backwards. Muntz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Impaler doesn't seem bothered though. Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far. A slow jab from Muntz misses its intended target. The Impaler missing with a left hand there. Muntz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Muntz throws a body shot but no joy. Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz. The Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Muntz is just out of range. Muntz swings and misses with a shot to the body and The Impaler counters with a two punch combo. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Muntz throws a front kick aimed at The Impaler's knee but The Impaler avoids it well. Muntz with a body punch. A glancing blow. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Muntz moves out of range as The Impaler strikes. The Impaler keeps the fight on the outside. The Impaler digs a good body shot into Muntz's ribs. Muntz misses with an uppercut. Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Impaler. That's going to slow Muntz down. Muntz lands a body shot.
The Impaler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Impaler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler lands a nice looking body shot.
The Impaler throws a body shot but no joy. Muntz connects with a jab. Muntz lands with a right hand. The Impaler throws a solid leg kick but Muntz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The Impaler.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muntz. Muntz looks to land a body kick but The Impaler moved away. The Impaler tries a head kick but it misses.
Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muntz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits The Impalers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Muntz throws a low kick but The Impaler avoids it. The Impaler looks for the body kick but Muntz saw that one coming. Muntz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. The Impaler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab from Muntz finds it's way through The Impaler's defenses. Muntz walks into a left hand. Muntz looks for the body kick but The Impaler saw that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Muntz is looking to chop away at The Impaler's legs. Muntz throws a nice outside leg kick. Muntz throws a leg kick but The Impaler checks it. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The Impaler misses with a head kick.
The Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body. The Impaler is looking to land body kicks. The Impaler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. The Impaler takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
A punch lands to the side of Muntz 's head but he takes it in his stride. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Muntz lands a nice shot to the body.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Impaler. That did some damage! Muntz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it. A big right from Muntz misses. Muntz keeps The Impaler at a distance using the push kick. Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler. The Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Muntz. The Impaler blocks a jab. Muntz lands a nice looking body shot.
Muntz slips under a jab from The Impaler. Muntz digs a good body shot into The Impaler's ribs. Muntz fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Impaler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Muntz stuns The Impaler with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Muntz throws a body shot but no joy. The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
The Impaler attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz lands a lovely overhand right. Muntz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits The Impalers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! The Impaler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Impaler scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Muntz scores with a hook to the body. The Impaler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Muntz throws a half hearted mid kick. A nice leg kick lands there from Muntz. The Impaler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muntz.
The Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving. Muntz throws a body kick that misses and The Impaler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Muntz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range. Muntz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's two minutes gone in the round. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! The Impaler moves out of range of the body kick. The Impaler avoids a low kick by using good footwork. A slow jab from Muntz misses its intended target. The Impaler tries a low kick but Muntz avoids it. The Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily. The Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab. The Impaler blocks the body kick.
The Impaler throws a front kick aimed at Muntz's knee but Muntz avoids it well. The Impaler moves out of range of the strikes. Muntz moves into the clinch successfully.
Muntz lands a body punch. The Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Muntz controls the action.
Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Muntz lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Impaler backwards. Muntz is leaning against The Impaler and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. The Impaler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Muntz lands a hook to the side of the head. Muntz pushes The Impaler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Impaler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. A shot in the inside from Muntz. Muntz misses with some punches.
Muntz misses with the head strike.
Muntz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. A head punch on the inside from Muntz fails to land. Muntz misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Impaler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Impaler.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The Impaler takes a shot to the head. Muntz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Muntz throws a punch but it's blocked by The Impaler. Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Impaler goes for a takedown in the clinch but Muntz prevents it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Muntz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Impaler tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Muntz prevents a body shot from The Impaler. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muntz. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz is fighting off a takedown attempt but The Impaler is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Muntz to the mat. Muntz regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat. Muntz looking to sweep here. No luck so far. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz clearly takes that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Muntz swings for the body but The Impaler moves out of range.
Muntz misses with a straight right. Muntz misses with a body shot.
The Impaler moves out of range of the body kick from Muntz.
Muntz throws a low kick but The Impaler avoids it. The Impaler lands a nice shot to the body.
Muntz missing with a left hand there. The Impaler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. The Impaler buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Muntz connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Muntz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Impaler has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. The Impaler throws a front kick aimed at Muntz's knee but Muntz avoids it well. The Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A cross from Muntz lands.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. The Impaler misses with a head kick.
The Impaler throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing. The Impaler jabs at Muntz's body. The Impaler blocks a jab. Muntz looks to score with a jab to the body but The Impaler is just out of range. Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler. Muntz misses with a wild body shot. Muntz misses with a body shot.
Muntz connects with a solid leg kick. Muntz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Muntz throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and The Impaler counters with an inside leg kick. Muntz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good leg kick by The Impaler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Impaler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Muntz checks a leg kick. The Impaler throws the kick towards the body but Muntz avoids it. The Impaler throws a body punch but Muntz moves out of range. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! The Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Muntz. Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
Muntz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Impaler. The Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Muntz works over The Impaler's head and body with a nice combination. The Impaler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Muntz's waist but Muntz gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing The Impaler off to one side.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The Impaler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muntz. Muntz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Impaler momentarily.
The Impaler connects with an inside leg kick. The Impaler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Muntz. Muntz throws a looping overhand right but The Impaler ducks down to avoid it. The Impaler misses with an uppercut. An inside leg kick lands from Muntz. Muntz throws an overhand right that lands on The Impaler's shoulder, as The Impaler tries to avoid the shot. A lazy body kick from Muntz and The Impaler counters with a flying knee. Nice. The Impaler connects with the punch. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Muntz lands a body shot.
Muntz sizes up The Impaler with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. The Impaler avoids a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Muntz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Muntz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Muntz is looking to slow The Impaler down with leg kicks. Muntz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Impaler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muntz - that will leave a mark!
Muntz misses with a wild body shot. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! No joy there for Muntz, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Muntz throws a leg kick but The Impaler moved away. The Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muntz manages to avoid it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Muntz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Muntz lands a head shot. The fighters circling - Muntz throws out the jab but it was never going to land. The Impaler moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. The Impaler walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. The Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
A bone on bone clash there as The Impaler blocks the leg kick.
The Impaler takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The Impaler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Muntz wants to slow The Impaler down by chopping away at his legs. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz. Muntz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. The Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Impaler throws a series of punches but Muntz avoids them all with ease. Muntz motions for The Impaler to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. The Impaler walks into a left hand. Muntz throws a push kick but The Impaler slaps the foot to one side. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
Muntz misses with an uppercut. The Impaler saw that one coming. The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler. Muntz throws a nice inside leg kick. Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Muntz throws a body kick that misses. Muntz attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Muntz with a hook. The Impaler has a takedown stuffed. Vlad The Impaler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. The Impaler walks into a left hand. Muntz throws a body punch but The Impaler moves out of range. The Impaler has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Muntz. Muntz cracks the inside of The Impaler's front leg. The Impaler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving. Some bone on bone action there as The Impaler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Muntz throws a hook to the side of The Impaler's head but The Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. The Impaler throws a body kick that misses. The Impaler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. The Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Good leg kick by Muntz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A shot to the body from Muntz misses and The Impaler counters with a good, hard body kick but Muntz shrugs it off.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Muntz wants to slow The Impaler down by chopping away at his legs. Muntz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Impaler. The Impaler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Muntz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Impaler, right into the meat.
Muntz bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. A big left from Muntz misses. Muntz dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Muntz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt. Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Muntz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. This has been an exciting period of action! Jab by Muntz. The Impaler stuns Muntz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. The Impaler scores with a jab. Muntz throws a body punch but The Impaler moves out of range. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Muntz - that will leave a mark!
Muntz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler walks into a left hand. A left lands for Muntz. Muntz misses the shot to the body. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! The Impaler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Muntz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Muntz gets through The Impaler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight! Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Muntz, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nelson Muntz! Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Nelson Muntz! Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz wins by unanimous decision! Nelson Muntz retains his welterweight title! Nelson Muntz bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. Vlad The Impaler was interviewed post fight and said 'The fight shouldve been for the title!!!!! Muntz you got lucky again!!!'.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|