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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Henrik Larsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlos Eduardo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larsson comes to the cage accompanied by Now I Lay Thee Down. Eduardo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Numb kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Carlos Eduardo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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180 cm
39
196 lbs
39 - 20 - 0 |
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185 cm
34
200 lbs
20 - 17 - 2 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
39 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Henrik Larsson! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
20 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos Eduardo! The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Paulo Santos and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Eduardo wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Larsson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Larsson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Henrik Larsson has been cut. Larsson misses with a wild body shot. Larsson wants to clinch up but Eduardo keeps it at a distance. Larsson avoids the head kick by Eduardo.
Eduardo throws a leg kick and Larsson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters. Eduardo throws a leg kick and Larsson counters with a head kick. Larsson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eduardo tries to clinch but Larsson is having none of it. Larsson throws a hook but Eduardo avoids it easily. Eduardo throws a right hand that misses
and Larsson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round. Larsson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eduardo on the wrong end of a nice hook. The fighters circle momentarily. Larsson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Eduardo throws a head kick that misses and Larsson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Carlos Eduardo has been cut. Larsson cracks a nice hook into Eduardo's ribs. Eduardo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Larsson lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Eduardo falls backwards - clearly groggy! Larsson dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Henrik Larsson! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Henrik Larsson made sure he mentioned Museum of Monsters & Madmen, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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