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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liberal Media (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Liberal Media has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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300 lbs
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295 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Liberal Media!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Antonio Maximus!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maximus fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Media checks it well.
No luck for Media with that takedown attempt.
Media tries for a takedown but Maximus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Media closes the distance and clinches up with Maximus, looking for a takedown. Media pushes Maximus against the cage but Maximus circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Liberal Media. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Media fails to land the takedown.
Antonio Maximus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maximus shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Media wants to get back to full guard.
Media trying to control here.
Maximus scoring with strikes to the body and head.
It looks like Liberal Media has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maximus scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Liberal Media's cut is getting worse.
Maximus looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Media with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Liberal Media's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Liberal Media's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Antonio Maximus!
A relieved looking Antonio Maximus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Liberal Media spoke after the fight, saying 'I would have won of you weren't all racist idiots. Eventually I WILL win, Im brainwashing your kids, bow to King Obama racists! And give up your guns, rights a freedoms NOW! It for your safety!'.
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