PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Colt Harris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Harris might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Slaughterhouse-Microphone. Eric Cartman looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Harris
vs
Cartman

188 cm
23
156 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

199 cm
19
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Knock Out Artistry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Colt Harris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Harris keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Harris.
Harris really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cartman ducks right into an uppercut from Harris.
Harris scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cartman slips a jab from Harris.
Cartman needs to keep his hands up - Harris had a free shot at his head there.

Harris moves into the clinch.

Harris manages to pull guard.
Harris throws some sloppy strikes off his back.

Harris working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cartman manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Harris is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Harris to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Cartman is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Harris pulls down on the head and he's put Cartman to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Colt Harris!