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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Twelf Thermandin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fredrik Meduza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thermandin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Prelude 12 by Styx. Meduza has chosen Buffalo Soldier as his entrance music. Twelf Thermandin could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Fredrik Meduza's chin.
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202 lbs
26 - 7 - 0 |
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192 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Twelf Thermandin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fredrik Meduza!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Roberts and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meduza scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thermandin doesn't seem bothered though.
Meduza looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Meduza scores with a kick to the body.
Twelf Thermandin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thermandin misses with a wild body shot.
Meduza throws a shot from downtown. Thermandin moves away and avoids it.
Meduza has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thermandin tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meduza does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Thermandin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Meduza feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Thermandins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermandin connects with a leg kick. Meduza looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Thermandin slips a jab from Meduza.
Thermandin avoids the head kick by Meduza.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermandin lands a leg kick that knocks Meduza off balance momentarily.
Thermandin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thermandin. Meduza does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thermandin defending well as Meduza loads up on a big left hand.
Thermandin sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks Meduza to the ground! Thermandin dives into full mount looking to finish!
Meduza is rocked!
It looks like Fredrik Meduza has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thermandin tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Meduza is still in real trouble! Can Thermandin finish him?
Meduza wants to control but Thermandin is having none of it.
Thermandin looking to ground and pound but Meduza is blocking nicely.
Meduza seems to have recovered his senses.
Thermandin trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Thermandin punching from mount but Meduza doing a good job of avoiding damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin is trying to control here but Meduza has managed to regain half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Thermandin has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Thermandin wants to control but Meduza is keeping him busy.
Thermandin is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Thermandin tries to control but Meduza wriggling away.
Thermandin sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Thermandin content just to control the position here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Thermandin is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Meduza is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Thermandin throwing strikes here but Meduza is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Thermandin can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Meduza is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Thermandin avoids the attempt from Meduza to control.
Meduza tries to reverse the position but Thermandin maintains control.
Thermandin takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Thermandin tries to control but Meduza wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Twelf Thermandin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fredrik Meduza's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Thermandin forces Meduza back against the cage and clinches.
A short body shot lands from Thermandin as the two fighters clinch.
Thermandin tries to land a knee to the head but Meduza blocks with his arms.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Meduza.
Meduza tries to score a body lock takedown but Thermandin shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Thermandin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short uppercut from Meduza.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meduza tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Meduza lands a nice elbow.
Meduza breaks the clinch.
Thermandin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermandin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meduza. Thermandin does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick misses from Thermandin.
Meduza misses with a body kick.
Thermandin moves out of range of the strikes.
Meduza checks the leg kick.
Meduza works Thermandin's body with a nice hook.
Thermandin lands with a nice body kick.
Thermandin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Thermandin scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meduza in his tracks.
Meduza jabs Thermandin right on the nose. Thermandin blinks but takes it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin misses with a hook.
Thermandin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thermandin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermandin is looking to clinch.
Thermandin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Thermandin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Thermandin throws a combination that misses
enabling Meduza to counter with a crisp jab.
Meduza throws a wild body kick that Thermandin sees coming a mile off.
Thermandin blocks a head kick by Meduza.
Thermandin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meduza tries a head kick but it misses.
Meduza misses with a looping right.
Meduza fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Thermandin.
Thermandin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Meduza finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Thermandin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Meduza blocks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meduza with a nice cross.
Meduza connects with a right hand. Thermandin shakes it off.
Thermandin takes a swing at Meduza's ribcage but misses.
Meduza misses with a takedown attempt
and Thermandin counters with a solid body kick.
Thermandin connects with a body shot that sends Meduza's belly button to the back.
Thermandin throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Meduza cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Meduza wants to slow Thermandin down by chopping away at his legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A solid leg kick lands there for Thermandin.
Thermandin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fredrik Meduza showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Fredrik Meduza's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Thermandin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meduza circles away quickly and effectively.
Good work by Meduza as he checks the leg kick.
Meduza scores with a jab. Thermandin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Meduza misses with a wild body shot.
Thermandin lands a nice looking body kick.
Thermandin fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Meduza, pushing him back against the cage.
Thermandin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Meduza is defending well for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meduza on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Thermandin looking to throw knees to the head but Meduza is blocking nicely.
Meduza throws an elbow but it misses.
Thermandin looking to throw knees to the head but Meduza is blocking nicely.
Still in the clinch, Meduza scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermandin tries to land a knee to the head but Meduza blocks with his arms.
Thermandin tries to land knees in the clinch but Meduza avoids the damage to the body.
Meduza has hold of one of Thermandin's legs. Thermandin is fighting the takedown attempt but Meduza gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Meduza trying to control but Thermandin is working from the bottom.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Thermandin is on top in guard.
Meduza wants to sweep here but Thermandin controlling him for the moment.
Thermandin not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Meduza looking for a sweep. Not yet Meduza, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Thermandin wants to control from the top but Meduza keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thermandin stopping the sweep attempt from Meduza.
Thermandin throwing strikes from guard but Meduza blocks nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin preventing the sweep.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Thermandin goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Thermandin connects with a good right hand that stumbles Meduza. Meduza circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Meduza scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meduza tries to land a leg kick but Thermandin saw it coming and moves away.
Thermandin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Meduza moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thermandin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thermandin connects with a high kick.
A left lands for Meduza.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermandin ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thermandin tries to clinch there but Meduza circles away.
A jab from Meduza misses.
Thermandin moves away from the strike by Meduza.
Thermandin clinches with his opponent.
Thermandin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meduza.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meduza with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Meduza blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice right hand lands inside from Meduza.
Thermandin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Meduza.
Meduza blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Twelf Thermandin.
Well Thermandin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Twelf Thermandin!
Twelf Thermandin took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Lunar is a real legend, but his acquired immune deficiency syndrome clearly showed today. To all witnesses,stay away from trannies and get tested'.
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