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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Escobar De Vega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Escobar De Vega!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Vega dips to his left and cracks Doofenshmirtz with an uppercut!
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Good work by De Vega as he checks the leg kick.
De Vega takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Doofenshmirtz lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz throws a chopping leg kick but De Vega manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before De Vega has time to react.
Doofenshmirtz misses the jab.
De Vega darts in and clinches Doofenshmirtz up against the cage.
De Vega blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
De Vega lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Vega is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
De Vega ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. De Vega no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. De Vega swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Doofenshmirtz pushing down on De Vega's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Doofenshmirtz seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but De Vega does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
De Vega is trying to get back to full guard.
De Vega trying to control but Doofenshmirtz postures up.
Doofenshmirtz passes the guard and advances to mount!
De Vega wants to hold on but Doofenshmirtz pushes him away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Vega is trying desperately to improve position.
De Vega tries to lock up and control but Doofenshmirtz gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
De Vega regains half guard.
Doofenshmirtz prevents De Vega from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Vega keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Doofenshmirtz controlling from the full mount.
Doofenshmirtz prevents De Vega from getting the reversal.
De Vega is working hard here to advance position.
De Vega regains half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Vega is looking to control Doofenshmirtz's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can De Vega avoid being mounted?
De Vega is pressing down on Doofenshmirtz's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Doofenshmirtz stopping the sweep attempt from De Vega.
De Vega throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Doofenshmirtz wants to stand and escape but instead De Vega has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De Vega postures up.
De Vega postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from De Vega.
De Vega lands with a straight right. Doofenshmirtz didn't see that one coming.
De Vega looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
De Vega waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! De Vega crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Doofenshmirtz - the referee stops the clock and De Vega gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Doofenshmirtz. De Vega manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. De Vega ducked under it nicely.
De Vega drives through with a takedown into Doofenshmirtz's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
De Vega throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Doofenshmirtz looking to control.
Doofenshmirtz preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
De Vega postures up and lands a big shot to Doofenshmirtz's brow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as De Vega controls the pace.
De Vega with a nice head shot there.
De Vega trying to control but Doofenshmirtz is working from the bottom.
Doofenshmirtz avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
De Vega cracks Doofenshmirtz with a solid left hand.
Doofenshmirtz being controlled here, momentarily.
De Vega stops Doofenshmirtz from standing up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
De Vega takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from De Vega.
De Vega thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A big right from De Vega misses.
Escobar De Vega seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz misses the shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick
and De Vega makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
De Vega shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
De Vega throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
De Vega paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
De Vega tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries to clinch but De Vega is having none of it.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with low kicks.
Doofenshmirtz shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
De Vega throws a body punch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. De Vega does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doofenshmirtz lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
De Vega takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow De Vega down with leg kicks.
We've been told by De Vega's head coaches at The Charles Martel School of Greatness that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
De Vega loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
De Vega tries to score with a low kick but Doofenshmirtz moves his leg out of the way.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but De Vega avoids the punch easily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
De Vega lands an overhand right.
De Vega thumps Doofenshmirtz with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but De Vega paws at him with a jab and circles away.
De Vega misses the jab.
De Vega throws a leg kick
and Doofenshmirtz makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. De Vega really felt that one!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
De Vega doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot that sends De Vega's belly button to the back.
De Vega changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Doofenshmirtz looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but De Vega postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Escobar De Vega dominated that second round.
That's time! De Vega's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
De Vega tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De Vega lands a left hand.
De Vega lands with a light punch inside.
De Vega pressing his opponent against the cage.
De Vega tries to break the clinch but Doofenshmirtz is controlling the position.
De Vega has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Doofenshmirtz uses from the top position.
Doofenshmirtz showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
De Vega is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Vega trying to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz stopping the sweep attempt from De Vega.
De Vega has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Doofenshmirtz is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for De Vega.
De Vega manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Doofenshmirtz trying to mount his opponent but De Vega defends it.
De Vega is looking to control Doofenshmirtz's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can De Vega avoid being mounted?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz wants to stand up but De Vega is controlling the position.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the pace.
De Vega controlling the position for now.
De Vega trying to control from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
De Vega throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
De Vega throws an off balance right hand
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz tries to sprawl but De Vega drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to improve his position.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but De Vega is keeping busy and won't allow it.
De Vega sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Doofenshmirtz defending well though.
De Vega takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Doofenshmirtz felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Vega content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
De Vega is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Doofenshmirtz doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz tries to get to full guard but De Vega has control of the leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Escobar De Vega clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Doofenshmirtz with a hook.
De Vega scores with a jab.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz fakes the leg kick and cracks De Vega in the body.
De Vega does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt De Vega.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Vega misses with a low kick as Doofenshmirtz jumps back.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz gets tackled into the cage by De Vega. De Vega maintains the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, De Vega creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Vega lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside that De Vega shrugs off.
De Vega throws a head punch that misses.
De Vega lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from De Vega.
De Vega jumps guard but Doofenshmirtz turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Doofenshmirtz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
De Vega lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped De Vega in his tracks for a moment.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
De Vega will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
De Vega doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
De Vega tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
De Vega misses with a hook from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from De Vega.
De Vega lands a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Vega misses with a hook to the ribs.
De Vega misses with the head strike.
De Vega lands a nice uppercut.
De Vega throws a head punch that misses.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Escobar De Vega has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
De Vega throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
De Vega takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A left lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick which misses De Vega's front leg but catches the back leg as De Vega tries to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot.
Crunch! Doofenshmirtz slams his shin into De Vega's torso.
De Vega throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
De Vega slips under a jab.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and De Vega moves out of range easily.
Doofenshmirtz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
De Vega misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz stuns De Vega with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A shot to the liver by Doofenshmirtz. Beautiful body shot.
Doofenshmirtz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
De Vega looks to land a right hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but it's checked well by De Vega.
De Vega misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
Nice body punch from De Vega.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Vega throws a sloppy body shot
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. De Vega will feel that in the morning.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Vega is looking to land body kicks.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
De Vega scores with a hook to the body. Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
De Vega misses with a body kick.
De Vega throws a chopping leg kick but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
De Vega takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
De Vega slips under a jab.
No luck with that takedown attempt from De Vega.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Escobar De Vega. That's going to take a lot out of him.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Good standup being displayed there by De Vega as he connects with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz thumps De Vega with a low kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for De Vega.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by De Vega.
A big right from De Vega misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
De Vega looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
De Vega misses the body punch
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
De Vega is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
De Vega finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Doofenshmirtz jabs De Vega right on the nose. De Vega blinks but takes it well.
De Vega throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but De Vega moves out of range.
A jab from De Vega misses.
De Vega throws a body kick, spinning off balance
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow De Vega down.
De Vega takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice hook to De Vega's body. De Vega takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Vega thumps Doofenshmirtz with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between De Vega's hands.
De Vega closes the distance and pushes Doofenshmirtz back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
De Vega is trying to trip Doofenshmirtz. He has hold of a leg but Doofenshmirtz is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. De Vega persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Doofenshmirtz keeping moving, preventing De Vega from controlling successfully.
De Vega landing with the ground and pound.
De Vega throwing strikes but missing.
De Vega missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
De Vega sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Doofenshmirtz's guard.
Escobar De Vega overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
De Vega looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Doofenshmirtz is pressing down on De Vega's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
De Vega in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as De Vega accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
De Vega throws an elbow that misses. Doofenshmirtz uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in De Vega's guard. Nice move by Doofenshmirtz!
De Vega tries to land a sweep but no joy.
De Vega working a defensive guard here.
De Vega looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 47:48
Judge William Peck scores the fight 49:48
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 47:48
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the new heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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