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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mookie Hamfist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andraej Drakorov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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215 lbs
13 - 18 - 0 |
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190 cm
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224 lbs
9 - 7 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mookie Hamfist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andraej Drakorov!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hamfist ducks right into an uppercut from Drakorov.
Hamfist misses with a double jab
and Drakorov makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Drakorov dives in and scores a takedown into Hamfist's guard.
Hamfist has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Drakorov must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hamfist is looking to cinch up a triangle. Drakorov throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Hamfist's body to avoid the submission. Hamfist has instead reached around Drakorov's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Hamfist arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mookie Hamfist!
As Mookie Hamfist got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: F U Laz Vargus!!!!! I hate this place!!!! '.
The defeated Andraej Drakorov had this to say: 'Fucking Hell, Like to apologise to my camp for this god awful performance, I suck, I have no where to go after losing to a mediocre fighter like Wisk. Jeeesus, I'm a fucking disgrace and I'm off to top myself.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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