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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mic Oleary (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oleary kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Loyal To No One. Jenkins is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rock On. Leeroy Jenkins will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mic Oleary!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leeroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins shoots in looking for a takedown but Oleary manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jenkins's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jenkins tries to clinch but Oleary is having none of it.
Nice jab there from Oleary.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jenkins. That's going to slow Oleary down.
Oleary lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oleary throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jenkins counters with a leg kick.
Oleary avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Oleary throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jenkins.
Jenkins fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oleary has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Oleary tries to avoid it but Jenkins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Oleary to the ground. Oleary escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jenkins lands a slapping body shot.
Jenkins throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jenkins throws a leg kick
and Oleary counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Oleary fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jenkins is out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jenkins.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jenkins lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oleary has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oleary and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Oleary tries to land a leg kick but Jenkins saw it coming and moves away.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jenkins throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jenkins tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Oleary is able to avoid easily.
A low kick from Oleary is predictable there
and Jenkins makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Oleary really felt that one!
Oleary takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jenkins lands a jab to the head.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jenkins.
Jenkins circles away from the clinch attempt.
Oleary tries to clinch up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jenkins!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oleary walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jenkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
We've been hearing reports that Oleary has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Oleary stuffs the takedown attempt from Jenkins. Jenkins gets slowly back to his feet.
Mic Oleary has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Leeroy Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a nice outside leg kick.
Oleary rushes Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Oleary tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Oleary swings wildly with an uppercut but Jenkins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oleary misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jenkins.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oleary swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jenkins changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Oleary fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jenkins plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jenkins on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jenkins throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jenkins moves out of range of the body kick.
Oleary chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jenkins tried to score with a low kick but Oleary checks it.
Jenkins tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jenkins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins scoring well with a low kick there.
Oleary throws a chopping leg kick but Jenkins manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oleary is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Oleary turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jenkins turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oleary throws a leg kick but Jenkins sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Oleary on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jenkins feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oleary's calf.
Jenkins has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jenkins there as he acknowledges the shot.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins circles away from the clinch attempt.
Oleary takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Oleary throws a series of punches but Jenkins avoids them all with ease.
Jenkins scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Leeroy Jenkins dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Oleary takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Oleary takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jenkins walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jenkins lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jenkins lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oleary blocks a low kick nicely.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jenkins lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Oleary has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Oleary and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Oleary is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Oleary throws a hook but Jenkins avoids it easily.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins throws a chopping leg kick but Oleary manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oleary fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jenkins, pushing him back against the cage.
Oleary breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins throws a leg kick which misses Oleary's front leg but catches the back leg as Oleary tries to avoid it.
Jenkins bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Oleary's head.
Jenkins sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Oleary misses with a leg kick
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jenkins. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mic Oleary is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jenkins shoots in for a takedown but Oleary shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Oleary scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oleary tries to clinch but Jenkins is having none of it.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. Oleary shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Mic Oleary has been cut.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. Oleary shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jenkins takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jenkins tries to work over Oleary's front leg with a kick but Oleary checks it.
Jenkins fails with a takedown attempt.
Oleary checks a leg kick.
Oleary throws a body punch but Jenkins moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oleary looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jenkins cracks Oleary with an open hand slap.
Jenkins throws a nice outside leg kick.
Oleary misses with a looping left.
Oleary tries to clinch up but Jenkins circles away and keeps his distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Oleary pinned against the cage. Oleary gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mic Oleary has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Leeroy Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a chopping leg kick but Oleary manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Oleary swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Jenkins tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Oleary manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Jenkins.
Jenkins keeps Oleary at a distance using the push kick.
Jenkins throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jenkins lands a head kick!
Oleary checks a leg kick nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Oleary. Oleary obviously looking to wear him down.
Jenkins fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Oleary has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Oleary misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jenkins.
Oleary finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oleary tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jenkins throws a solid leg kick but Oleary takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jenkins.
Oleary tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jenkins moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jenkins swings away with a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Leeroy Jenkins showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mic Oleary's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Oleary avoids a kick to the body.
Oleary tries to clinch but Jenkins moves out of range.
Jenkins has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jenkins.
Jenkins connects with an inside leg kick.
Jenkins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Oleary.
No luck for Jenkins with that takedown attempt.
Oleary tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jenkins manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins scores with a leg kick.
Jenkins moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins throws a leg kick but Oleary checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins throws out a leg kick but Oleary moves out of range and Jenkins only half commits.
Jenkins moves out of range of the body kick from Oleary.
Jenkins scores with a push kick.
Oleary avoids the head kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. Oleary looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Oleary tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oleary lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jenkins with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jenkins looks to land a combination. Oleary sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Oleary misses with a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with an outside leg kick.
Oleary blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Oleary checks the leg kick.
Oleary tries to clinch up.
Oleary checks the leg kick nicely there.
Danga de danga de dang - Oleary scores with a four punch combination!
Oleary darts in and clinches Jenkins up against the cage.
Oleary stalling against the cage.
Jenkins misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jenkins blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oleary lands with a right to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oleary controlling the action here for a moment.
Oleary breaks the clinch.
Jenkins has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A punch lands to the side of Oleary 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Oleary moves out of range easily.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
Jenkins keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Oleary tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice defenses there by Jenkins.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Jenkins tenderised Oleary's leg. Oleary is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oleary clinches with his opponent.
Oleary has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jenkins tries for a takedown but Oleary manages to get underhooks.
Mic Oleary has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins fails to pull guard.
Mic Oleary has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Leeroy Jenkins.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Oleary tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Oleary scores with a shoulder strike.
Oleary misses with a knee strike.
Leeroy Jenkins is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Oleary throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Oleary fails to land.
And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jenkins winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 27:30
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Jenkins!
A relieved looking Leeroy Jenkins thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Mic Oleary had this to say: 'It's ok, I also do porn'.
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