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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russell Lynn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, System Of A Down BYOB. Russell Lynn struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 186.4lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Russell Lynn will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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192 lbs
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205 lbs
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Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Noam Chomsky!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Russell Lynn!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Winston Howard and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynn looks to land a right hand but Chomsky moved out of range.
Lynn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've been hearing reports that Chomsky has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Chomsky moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Lynn lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Chomsky. That snapped Lynn's head back.
Lynn dances in with a quick combination. Chomsky is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Lynn snaps Chomsky's head back. Chomsky stumbles backwards against the cage. Lynn steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Chomsky's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Chomsky just didn't come prepared.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Russell Lynn!
Russell Lynn is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Russell Lynn made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Noam Chomsky was interviewed post fight and said 'If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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