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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ben Grimm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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269 lbs
30 - 14 - 1 |
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245 lbs
32 - 9 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
30 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ben Grimm!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grimm thuds his shin into the meat of Cockenschtuff's side.
Grimm has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cockenschtuff is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Grimm scores with a nice head shot.
Grimm's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Grimm duly obliges.
It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
Grimm throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grimm throws the kick towards the body but Cockenschtuff avoids it.
Grimm keeps the fight on the outside.
Cockenschtuff moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Grimm.
Grimm scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Grimm takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cockenschtuff moves out of range of the body kick from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff misses with a straight right.
Cockenschtuff looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Cockenschtuff gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grimm.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the head.
Cockenschtuff struggles to land a body shot inside as Grimm controls his hands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimm breaks from the clinch.
Grimm tries to land a leg kick but Cockenschtuff saw it coming and moves away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff blocks a head kick by Grimm.
Cockenschtuff lands a slapping body shot.
Cockenschtuff scores with a crisp jab that stopped Grimm in his tracks.
Cockenschtuff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A little feinted left hand from Cockenschtuff on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Grimm misses with a combination
and Cockenschtuff counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Grimm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Grimm misses with a looping left.
Grimm throws the kick towards the body but Cockenschtuff avoids it.
It looked like Cockenschtuff wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Grimm misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice body shot.
Grimm scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cockenschtuff defending well as Grimm loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimm looks to score with a jab to the body but Cockenschtuff is just out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Cockenschtuff misses the target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cockenschtuff throws a head kick that misses.
Grimm swings widly with a right hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a straight right hand.
Cockenschtuff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cockenschtuff fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Grimm swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Grimm lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Grimm looks for the body kick but Cockenschtuff saw that one coming.
Cockenschtuff closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Grimm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cockenschtuff is looking to clinch.
Cockenschtuff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cockenschtuff feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Grimm digs a good hook to Cockenschtuff's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grimm looks to score with a jab to the body but Cockenschtuff is just out of range.
Cockenschtuff moves out of range of the body kick.
Cockenschtuff lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but Grimm moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grimm.
Grimm throws a solid leg kick but Cockenschtuff takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Grimm.
Cockenschtuff moves out of range of the strikes.
Cockenschtuff was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cockenschtuff tries to clinch but Grimm is having none of it.
Cockenschtuff fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cockenschtuff slips a jab from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff fires out a quick counter leg kick but Grimm just manages to avoid it.
Grimm swats away the attempt to clinch by Cockenschtuff.
A chopping leg kick lands by Grimm.
Grimm takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Cockenschtuff finds it's target.
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Grimm blocks a head kick by Cockenschtuff.
Grimm was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Cockenschtuff takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cockenschtuff takes one on the button.
Grimm throws the kick towards the body but Cockenschtuff avoids it.
Cockenschtuff throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Grimm stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Grimm throws a poor cross that misses
and Cockenschtuff makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Grimm really felt that one!
Grimm misses with a wild body shot.
Grimm fails to land with a series of punches.
Cockenschtuff tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Grimm connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cockenschtuff moves into range and connects with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ben Grimm will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lester Cockenschtuff's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Grimm tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A swing and a miss from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Grimm cracks Cockenschtuff with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Grimm connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Grimm with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice hook to Grimm's body. Grimm takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Grimm has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cockenschtuff finds it's way round the side to connect with Grimm's head.
Ben Grimm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cockenschtuff fails in his attempt to clinch.
Grimm closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Grimm's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cockenschtuff has Grimm pushed against the cage.
Grimm avoids a wild elbow strike from Cockenschtuff.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Grimm on the inside.
Grimm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Grimm tries to clinch up but Cockenschtuff circles away and keeps his distance.
Cockenschtuff avoids the body shot from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Grimm.
Grimm looks to land a left hand but Cockenschtuff moved out of range nicely.
Grimm throws a half hearted mid kick.
Grimm throws a push kick but Cockenschtuff slaps the foot to one side.
Grimm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Grimm misses with a body kick.
Grimm gets a clinch.
Grimm breaks from the clinch.
Grimm wants to land a leg kick but Cockenschtuff is out of range.
Cockenschtuff fires out a quick counter leg kick but Grimm just manages to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff blocks the body kick.
Ben Grimm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Cockenschtuff blocks the low kick.
Grimm misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A swing and a miss from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff jabs at Grimm's body.
Grimm is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff slips under a jab from Grimm.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Grimm has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Grimm misses with an attempted mid kick.
Grimm misses with a low kick.
Grimm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Cockenschtuff scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Grimm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cockenschtuff.
Grimm throws a hook but Cockenschtuff avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grimm takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cockenschtuff scores with a decent looking hook.
Grimm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cockenschtuff throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Grimm takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cockenschtuff is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Grimm lands a glancing blow to the side of Cockenschtuff's head.
A head kick misses from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grimm was well out of range. Poor timing from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice looking body shot.
Cockenschtuff darts in and clinches Grimm up against the cage.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grimm backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot in the inside from Cockenschtuff.
Grimm on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cockenschtuff looking to slow down the pace here.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
Grimm misses with a punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cockenschtuff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cockenschtuff misses with a knee strike.
Cockenschtuff tries to land knees in the clinch but Grimm avoids the damage to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Grimm fails to land.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Grimm takes a shot to the head.
Cockenschtuff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
You can see that Grimm has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cockenschtuff pushes Grimm back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grimm is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lester Cockenschtuff's cut.
That's time! Cockenschtuff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cockenschtuff.
Grimm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cockenschtuff.
A head kick misses from Grimm.
Cockenschtuff closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grimm.
Grimm misses with some punches.
Come on Cockenschtuff - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff.
Grimm misses with a punch on the inside.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shot to the side of Grimm's head.
Grimm's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Grimm blocking some punches.
Lester Cockenschtuff has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grimm's elbow.
Grimm misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff stalling in the clinch but Grimm improves position.
Cockenschtuff misses with some punches.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Grimm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimm takes an elbow to the temple.
Grimm blocking some punches.
Cockenschtuff scores with a shoulder strike.
Cockenschtuff creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Grimm's defenses.
Grimm goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grimm throws a punch but it's blocked by Cockenschtuff.
Grimm throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Grimm.
Grimm misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grimm takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cockenschtuff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grimm misses with the head strike.
Grimm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimm wants to break the clinch but can't.
Grimm misses with a short punch on the inside.
Grimm misses with the head strike.
Grimm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grimm scores with a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Cockenschtuff.
Grimm prevents a body shot from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff pushes Grimm back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Grimm.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Grimm is still on wobbly legs! Can Cockenschtuff finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff throws a big uppercut that drops Grimm! More strikes from Cockenschtuff and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Grimm lies dazed against the cage as Cockenschtuff celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A relieved looking Lester Cockenschtuff thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Ben Grimm had this to say: 'Good luck everyone. CTD is a joke.'.
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