PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bartholomew Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chubby Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson has chosen Smooth up in ya -by- Bulletboys as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Roberts
vs
Johnson

194 cm
25
291 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

200 cm
36
302 lbs
26 - 17 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bartholomew Roberts!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chubby Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roberts takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Johnson takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Roberts moves out of range as Johnson strikes.
Johnson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Roberts looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Johnson doesn't manage to clinch there - Roberts circles away.
Johnson misses with an uppercut.
Chubby Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab by Johnson.
A big right from Roberts misses.
Johnson tries to close the distance and clinch but Roberts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Johnson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Johnson sizes up Roberts with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Johnson scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roberts looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Johnson lunges at Roberts with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Roberts's hand.
Johnson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Roberts misses with a body kick.
Johnson scores with a jab to the head.
Johnson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Johnson moves away from the strike by Roberts.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Johnson moves into range and clinches up with Roberts.
Johnson prevents a body shot from Roberts.
A body shot lands from Johnson.
Roberts is breathing heavily.
Roberts missing with knees to the body.
Johnson landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Johnson.
Johnson scores with a shot to the side of Roberts's head.
Johnson scores a nice knee to the body.
I was talking to Roberts's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Johnson lands with a light punch inside.
Johnson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Johnson.

Roberts is rocked!
Johnson lands an uppercut.
Oh Roberts is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right handed body shot lands from Johnson.
Johnson dips a shoulder and cracks Roberts with a mighty uppercut! Roberts falls back against the cage and Johnson unloads with a barrage of strikes! Roberts is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Johnson screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chubby Johnson! Chubby Johnson retains his super heavyweight title!
Chubby Johnson decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.