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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calgary Alberta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil comes to the cage accompanied by Full Retard. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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193 lbs
14 - 10 - 0 |
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172 cm
32
194 lbs
13 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Calgary Alberta!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alberta tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pencil counters by moving into the clinch.
Alberta misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pencil.
Pencil is trying to break free.
Alberta tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pencil wants to break the clinch but can't.
Alberta is looking to take this one to the mat.
Pencil breaks the clinch.
Pencil avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Alberta fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pencil tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alberta was well out of range. Poor timing from Pencil.
Pencil swats away the attempt to clinch by Alberta.
Alberta blocks a head kick by Pencil.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alberta is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pencil getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Alberta moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pencil lands a head kick!
It looks like Calgary Alberta has been cut.
Alberta tries a low kick but Pencil avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alberta tries to clinch but Pencil is having none of it.
Alberta takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A head kick misses from Pencil.
Pencil with a jab.
Pencil swinging wildly here.
Alberta jabs Pencil right on the nose. Pencil blinks but takes it well.
Alberta tries to clinch there but Pencil circles away.
Alberta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pencil was well out of range. Poor timing from Alberta.
Pencil throws the kick towards the body but Alberta avoids it.
Alberta closes the distance and clinches.
Alberta pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Alberta moves in looking to clinch but Pencil pushes him off.
Pencil avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pencil has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Strong like Butterfly in the buildup to the fight.
Alberta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pencil is looking to score with low kicks.
Pencil avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Alberta fails with an attempt to clinch.
Alberta tries to clinch but Pencil moves out of range.
Pencil misses with a double jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pencil throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pencil takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pencil slips under a jab from Alberta.
Pencil scores with a nice head shot.
Alberta throws a nice looking combination but Pencil bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pencil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Alberta falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pencil moves into the clinch.
Pencil wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Alberta has him pressed against the cage.
Alberta breaks the clinch.
Alberta jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Alberta throws a nice looking combination but Pencil bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alberta closes the distance looking to clinch
and Pencil counters by clinching up.
Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Pencil throws a right and a left that Alberta avoids nicely.
A left and a right from Alberta both land. Nice combination.
Alberta tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pencil manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Alberta tries to bum rush Pencil with a series of wild strikes but Pencil uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Alberta tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Alberta darts in and clinches Pencil up against the cage.
Alberta tries to land knees in the clinch but Pencil avoids the damage to the body.
Pencil manages to break the clinch.
Alberta looks to score with a jab to the body but Pencil is just out of range.
Pencil throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Alberta.
Alberta tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Alberta moves in looking to clinch but Pencil pushes him off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alberta works Pencil's body with a nice hook.
Alberta tries to clinch up.
Alberta checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pencil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alberta wants to clinch.
Pencil misses with a kick to the body.
Pencil circles away from the clinch attempt.
Oooooh!!! Alberta has knocked Pencil down with a huge combo! Alberta steps away and waves a wobbly Pencil back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Pencil is rocked!
Alberta slips a straight right by Pencil.
Oh Pencil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Alberta moves to clinch but Pencil breaks away
and Pencil counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Alberta fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pencil backs away from a small jab... but Alberta lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Pencil crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Alberta with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Calgary Alberta!
Calgary Alberta was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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