PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Buffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ze Minotauro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Minotauro has chosen Buckethead - jump man as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Bruce Buffer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bruce Buffer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Buffer
vs
Minotauro

225 cm
27
250 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

185 cm
42
253 lbs
32 - 22 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bruce Buffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ze Minotauro!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Emerson Jorge and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buffer has his takedown stuffed
and Minotauro counters with an outside leg kick.
A lazy left from Minotauro finds it's target.
Buffer fails with a takedown attempt.
Buffer looks for a takedown but Minotauro sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce Buffer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Minotauro lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Minotauro lands a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Minotauro feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Buffer sprawling to the canvas! Buffer rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Minotauro finish him?!

Buffer is rocked!
Minotauro moves in close and cracks Buffer with a massive right hand! Buffer, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Minotauro!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ze Minotauro!
Ze Minotauro decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.