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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Xavier Llorent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rectal Porridge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Porridge's choice of entrance music: Public Image. Rectal Porridge is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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174 cm
23
140 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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170 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter fighter
KO power |
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Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Xavier Llorent! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Rectal Porridge! The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Sam Margolis and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight. Excellent takedown into side control there by Llorent. The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet. Llorent wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Porridge, who protects the arm well. Llorent cracks Porridge with a big elbow. Llorent looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. Llorent throwing shots but missing, from side control. Llorent throws a strike aimed at the side of Porridge's head but Porridge avoids it well. Llorent goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Porridge rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Llorent's guard! Nice work there by Porridge!
That's one minute gone in the round. Porridge advances to half guard. Porridge is trying for a kimura here. Llorent looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Porridge wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rectal Porridge! A less than humble Rectal Porridge misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
45% |
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