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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matt Fistface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyzzkling comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Dagger (mustasch) kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Matt Fistface has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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235 lbs
11 - 13 - 0 |
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275 lbs
14 - 38 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Matt Fistface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 38 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, John Mangel and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fistface scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Peter Tyzzkling has been cut.
Tyzzkling looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tyzzkling misses with a double jab
and Fistface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fistface throws a series of punches but Tyzzkling avoids them all with ease.
Tyzzkling gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fistface.
Fistface tries to clinch up but Tyzzkling circles away and keeps his distance.
Fistface looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tyzzkling moves in looking to clinch but Fistface pushes him off.
Fistface drops Tyzzkling with a big left hand and mounts him. Tyzzkling is in big trouble!
Tyzzkling is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Poor strikes thrown by Fistface there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Fistface throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Tyzzkling really wants to buck Fistface off and get back to his feet.
Tyzzkling is in all sorts of trouble here.
Fistface throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Tyzzkling is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fistface lands a couple of good shots and Tyzzkling has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Tyzzkling is still in real trouble! Can Fistface finish him?
A helpless look comes across Tyzzkling 's face. He knows he's trapped as Fistface lands a series of unanswered strikes. The ref steps in to stop the fight and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Matt Fistface!
A relieved looking Matt Fistface thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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