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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and William Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes into the arena with Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein blaring out of the sound system. Burns has chosen Die by the drop as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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278 lbs
18 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, William Burns!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burns sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Burns throws a body kick, spinning off balance
enabling Doofenshmirtz to counter with a crisp jab.
Burns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doofenshmirtz paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot that snaps Burns's head back.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a punch combination nicely.
The fighters circling - Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Burns swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a kick to the body.
Burns tries to keep at a distance but Doofenshmirtz has taken the fight into the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doofenshmirtz.
Burns lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burns lands an elbow that stopped Doofenshmirtz in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
We've been informed that Burns has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Burns misses with the head strike.
Burns blocks an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz managing to block the knees to the body from Burns.
Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch.
Burns misses with a wild body shot.
Burns misses the shot to the body.
Burns takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick as Burns jumps back.
Burns throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Burns darts in and clinches Doofenshmirtz up against the cage.
Burns misses with a hook from the clinch.
Burns blocks an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns connects with a nasty looking knee right to Doofenshmirtz's face.
With the fighters up against the cage, Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but misses.
Burns working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Burns gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Burns lands a hook that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Burns in his tracks for a moment.
Doofenshmirtz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Burns has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Burns avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Burns tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Burns misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz tries to circle away but Burns has him pinned against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Doofenshmirtz has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Burns takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Doofenshmirtz clinches.
Burns misses with a short punch on the inside.
Burns gets through Doofenshmirtz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Burns avoids the damage to the body.
Burns on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Burns swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz prevents a body shot from Burns.
Knees in the clinch landing for Burns.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Burns.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Burns in his tracks for a moment.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow over the top.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow over the top.
Burns landing knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz is breathing heavily.
Burns lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Burns comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut is getting worse.
Burns lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Burns lands an elbow inside that Doofenshmirtz shrugs off.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Burns scores with a hook to the body.
A right hand to the body from Burns.
A short right from Burns on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Burns tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow.
Burns misses with a hook to the ribs.
Burns gets through Doofenshmirtz's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Burns.
Burns scores with a shot to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
Burns misses with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Burns obliges.
A short left from Burns.
Burns scores with a shoulder strike.
Burns drops Doofenshmirtz onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Doofenshmirtz is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Burns pushes Doofenshmirtz against the cage. Burns is working some dirty boxing. Burns pushes off with a quick right hook! Doofenshmirtz goes down! Doofenshmirtz tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Burns moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Burns!
William Burns is the new heavyweight champion!
William Burns gave a mention to Steel Penn's Laundry 80% LAUNDRY IS AVAILABLE in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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