PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elliot Stabler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Munch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stabler kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Grown Men Don't Cry. John Munch will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Stabler
vs
Munch

184 cm
40
256 lbs
17 - 20 - 0

225 cm
39
285 lbs
8 - 16 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Elliot Stabler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Munch!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Chris Downing and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Munch stuffs the takedown attempt from Stabler. Stabler gets slowly back to his feet.
Munch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Stabler has closed the distance and engaged Munch in a clinch.

Stabler gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Munch pushes Stabler off looking to stand but Stabler dives back in and keeps control.
Stabler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Munch's head.
Stabler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Munch's head.
Stabler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stabler throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Munch wants to improve his position but Stabler is controlling well.
Stabler is nestled in close to Munch, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Munch is holding on to half guard well.

Stabler seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Munch is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Elliot Stabler!
Elliot Stabler bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.