PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between OneMore Round (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Axis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Axis comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Remember the Name kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! OneMore Round is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Round
vs
Axis

195 cm
22
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
200 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, OneMore Round!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Axis!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Round lands with a nice combination. Axis backs away looking to recover.
Round throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Round tries to close the distance and clinch up but Axis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Round misses with the combination.
Round throws a series of strikes that have Axis backpedaling.
A punch combination from Round misses.
Round displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Round tries to bum rush Axis with a series of wild strikes but Axis uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Round tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Axis fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Axis gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Round wants to get back to striking at distance but Axis won't allow it.

Axis gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Axis really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Round. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Axis looks gassed!
Round is looking to escape.
Round pushes Axis off but Axis dives into side control.
Round is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Axis has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Round fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Round misses with a jab, cross combination.
Round scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Round works over Axis's head and body with a nice combination.
Round moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Round throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Round will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Round does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Axis fails with an attempt to clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Round lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Axis has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Axis and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Round fails to land with a series of punches.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Round lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Round.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Round tries to clinch but Axis moves out of range.
A nice combination there by Round.
Axis checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Round will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
No joy there for Round, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Round throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Axis tries for a takedown but Round sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Round looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Round goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Round tries to clinch but Axis is having none of it.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Round misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Round displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Round works over Axis's head and body with a nice combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Round scores with a four punch combination!
Round doesn't manage to clinch there - Axis circles away.
Round misses with a wild combination.
Round is looking to clinch.
Axis slips a jab and a cross from Round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Round.
Axis slips a jab and a cross from Round.
Round throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Axis slips a jab and a cross from Round.
Axis moves out of range of the leg kick from Round.
OneMore Round is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Left hook, right uppercut from Round.
Some wild striking there from Round.
A clash of legs there as Axis blocks the low kick.
Round attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Round.
Round throws a right and a left that Axis avoids nicely.
Round displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Round wants to clinch

and Axis counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Axis.
Axis must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Axis won't allow Round to get back to his feet.
Axis tries to free his leg and advance position but Round is retaining full guard.
Axis stops Round from standing up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Round keeping moving, preventing Axis from controlling successfully.
Round wants to stand and escape but Axis is having none of it.
Axis trying to control but Round is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

OneMore Round dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Round throws a right and a left that Axis avoids nicely.
Round is working the combinations to good effect here.
Round misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Round throws a series of punches but Axis avoids them all with ease.
Round lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Axis fails to land the takedown.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Axis checks the leg kick.
Round tries to clinch but Axis is having none of it.
Round throws a combination. Axis tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Axis circles away from the clinch attempt.
Round throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Round wants to clinch.
Round works over Axis's head and body with a nice combination.
Axis is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Round fails to land with a series of punches.
Round throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Axis.
Round misses with a two punch combination.
Round moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Axis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Round works over Axis's head and body with a nice combination.
Round looks to land a combination. Axis sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Round throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Round scores with a three punch combo!
Axis is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Round.
Round lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Axis checks a leg kick.
Round closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Round throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Round lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Round throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Axis.
Axis dodges the punch combination from Round.
Round tries to close the distance and clinch up but Axis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
OneMore Round seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Round scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Round scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
A punch combination from Round misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Axis checks a leg kick.
OneMore Round is winning the standup battle so far.
Round displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Round throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Axis.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Round lands with a nice combination. Axis backs away looking to recover.
Round lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Round lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Axis backs up against the cage.
Round throws a leg kick but Axis moved away.
Round moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Axis is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Round.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Round fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Round goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A good leg kick by Round.
Axis swats away the attempt to clinch by Round.
Round throws a right and a left that both miss.
Round wants to clinch.
Round lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Round rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Axis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Axis checks a leg kick.
Round lands a two punch combo.
Round lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Axis checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Round misses with a wild combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Round throws a right and a left that Axis avoids nicely.
Round scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Round misses with a few strikes there.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Round fails to land with a series of punches.
OneMore Round is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A left and a right from Round both land. Nice combination.
A left and a right from Round both land. Nice combination.
Axis avoids a punch combination nicely.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Round rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Axis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Round looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Round misses with a jab, cross combination.
Round throws a right and a left that Axis avoids nicely.
A left and a right from Round both land. Nice combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

OneMore Round dominated that second round.
That's time! Round's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Round swinging wilding here.
Round tries to score with a low kick but Axis moves his leg out of the way.
Round throws a right hand that Axis ducks under and follows up with a left that Axis also avoids with ease.
Axis moves out of range of the leg kick from Round.
Axis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Round swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Round throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Axis.
Axis tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A leg kick checked by Axis.
Axis avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Round swinging wilding here.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Axis.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Round throws a leg kick but Axis sees it coming and moves out of range.
Round misses with the combination.
Axis takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Round scores with a one two! Axis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Round scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Round throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Round's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Round duly obliges.
Round misses with a jab, cross combination.
Round throws a right and a left that Axis avoids nicely.
Round closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Axis takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Axis is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Round.
Round fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Round throws a leg kick which misses Axis's front leg but catches the back leg as Axis tries to avoid it.
Round is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Axis can do to turn this around?
Round lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Round misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Round moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Round throws a right and a left that both miss.
Round throws a right hand that Axis ducks under and follows up with a left that Axis also avoids with ease.
A left and a right from Round both land. Nice combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Round looks to land a combination but Axis avoids it well.
Round throws a right and a left that both miss.
Round lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Round throws a series of punches but Axis moves out of range.
Axis showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Round.
Round throws a series of punches but Axis avoids them all with ease.
A right-left combo lands from Round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Round throws a right hand that Axis ducks under and follows up with a left that Axis also avoids with ease.
Round throws a nice inside leg kick.
Round displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Round misses with a wild combination.
Round misses with a wild combination.
Round swinging wilding here.
A combination from Round does no damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Round throws a series of punches but Axis moves out of range.
Round keeps the fight on the outside.
Axis checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Round misses with a two punch combination.
A punch combination from Round misses.
Some wild striking there from Round.
A punch combination from Round misses.
Round throws a combination. Axis tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Round fails in his attempt to clinch.
Round scores with a three punch combo!
Axis avoids a punch combination nicely.
Round throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A right-left combo lands from Round.
A punch combination from Round misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Round scores with a three punch combo!
Round lands with a nice combination. Axis backs away looking to recover.
Axis checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Round throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Round fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Round misses with the combination.
Round lands a two punch combo.
Round misses with a double jab.
Round lands a jab-cross combination.
Round goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Round fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Joe Axis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Axis takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Axis is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Round.
Axis checks a leg kick.
OneMore Round is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Axis takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

And that's the end of the fight!
OneMore Round showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Round, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:25
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... OneMore Round!