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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes to the cage accompanied by Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix. Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Great Cornholio has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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150 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
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171 cm
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150 lbs
1 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell has managed to clinch.
Falwell takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Cornholio stalling.
Cornholio with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cornholio scores with a hook to the body.
Cornholio scores a nice knee to the body.
Cornholio has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Falwell clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Cornholio is cranking Falwell's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Falwell! He's tightened the choke and Falwell is tapping out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Great Cornholio!
Post fight, Great Cornholio stared into the camera and said 'Well, it's been a great run with SFC. Not sure if I'll be back. I'd like another run at the title and a little more money. Tokyo is calling my name - got some unfinished business. In Tokyo, they have no bungholes. Yeah, Yeah...heh heh...thank you, drive thru.'.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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