PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Diamond Andy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barney Gumble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diamond Andy is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Andy
vs
Gumble

185 cm
25
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Island Xtreme Fight-Gear

Kayos Klothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Diamond Andy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barney Gumble!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Sandra Marshall and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gumble fails with an attempt to clinch.

Gumble clinches with his opponent.
Gumble misses with the head strike.
Gumble gets through Andy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Gumble throws a punch but it's blocked by Andy.
Gumble gets through Andy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

It looks like Diamond Andy has been cut.
Gumble pushes Andy back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Gumble misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hand to the body from Gumble.
Andy is breathing heavily.
Gumble misses with a body punch.
Gumble works on Andy's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gumble.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short body shot lands from Gumble as the two fighters clinch.
Gumble lands with a short shot to the head.
Gumble misses with a body punch.
Gumble scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gumble lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gumble digs a right hand underneath Andy's ribcage. Andy let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Andy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gumble lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Andy backwards.
Gumble tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Gumble.
Gumble misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Gumble creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Gumble makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Diamond Andy's cut is getting worse.
Gumble lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gumble looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Gumble digs a right hand into Andy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Andy's gas tank.
Gumble working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gumble softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Andy's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right from Gumble.

Diamond Andy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gumble tries to work over Andy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gumble lands with a short shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gumble lands with a right to the head.
Gumble lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Andy.
A shot in the inside from Gumble.
Gumble lands a nice uppercut.

Jeez, Diamond Andy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Gumble lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Diamond Andy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barney Gumble!
Barney Gumble spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.