PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nate Alldren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tame. Alldren has chosen OK State Fight Song as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Nate Alldren was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McThornbody
vs
Alldren

188 cm
39
210 lbs
45 - 15 - 0

191 cm
30
225 lbs
15 - 10 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 45 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 2, fighting out of New York, Nate Alldren!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, David Schapiro and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McThornbody tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Alldren counters with a nice double leg into side control. McThornbody won't be happy with that.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McThornbody is working to avoid the ground and pound but Alldren connects with a decent elbow.
Alldren landing a few strikes.
Alldren scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at McThornbody to see if he's OK.
McThornbody manages to get back to half guard.
McThornbody throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Alldren takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Nice strikes from Alldren there.
Alldren has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Alldren working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Alldren scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McThornbody throwing hammer fists to the chest of Alldren. What's that going to do exactly?
McThornbody takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Alldren's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nate Alldren!
A very excited looking Nate Alldren made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.