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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tony Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dane Cook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parts comes to the cage accompanied by Written in the Stars. Cook has chosen I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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187 lbs
35 - 17 - 1 |
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181 lbs
20 - 15 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Tony Parts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Dane Cook!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parts tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cook paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cook misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parts.
Cook getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A combination from Parts does no damage.
Parts lands a jab.
Parts misses with a looping right.
No joy there for Parts, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cook throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parts avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cook throws a poor cross that misses
and Parts counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cook has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cook fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parts manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cook looks to score with a jab to the body but Parts is just out of range.
Parts cracks Cook with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Cook thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parts ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A chopping leg kick lands by Parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parts moves out of range of the leg kick from Cook.
Cook throws a lazy right hand but Parts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cook walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Parts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cook.
Cook circles away from the clinch attempt.
Parts swinging wildly here.
Cook is looking to score with low kicks.
Dane Cook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parts avoids the body shot from Cook.
Parts throws a looping overhand right but Cook ducks down to avoid it.
Parts slips a jab from Cook.
Cook throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Parts takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Cook misses with a wild combination.
Cook misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts slips under a jab from Cook.
Parts rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cook counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Parts throws a solid leg kick but Cook takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Parts.
Cook works over Parts's head and body with a nice combination.
It looks like Tony Parts has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cook.
Cook lands with an overhand left.
Cook takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nice uppercut lands for Parts. That snapped Cook's head back.
Cook clinches up against the cage.
Cook trying to stall but Parts improves his position.
Cook prevents a body shot from Parts.
Cook managing to block the knees to the body from Parts.
Parts lands a body shot.
Our sources have told us that Parts has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Parts tries to throw a body punch but Cook avoids it by throwing Parts back against the cage.
Cook has Parts pressed against the cage.
Parts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parts misses with a body punch.
Parts misses with a body punch.
Cook has a couple of punches blocked by Parts.
Parts tries to throw a body punch but Cook avoids it by throwing Parts back against the cage.
Parts tries a body shot but Cook blocks it.
Parts doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cook prevents a body shot from Parts.
Parts can't find room to land a body shot as Cook controls the action.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Parts as Cook tries to tie him up.
Cook's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Parts lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A telegraphed right hand from Cook misses the target.
A shot to the liver by Parts. Beautiful body shot.
Parts misses with a hook. Cook ducked under it nicely.
Parts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Cook's jab looks to have found its range, popping Parts under the eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Parts darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Parts cracks Cook with a good jab.
Parts lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cook throws a looping overhand right but Parts ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cook. Parts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cook checks a leg kick.
Parts swinging wildly here.
Parts throws a wild body kick that Cook sees coming a mile off.
Parts misses with a body shot.
A big left from Parts misses.
Parts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cook was well out of range. Poor timing from Parts.
Cook throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cook throws the left hand but Parts avoids the punch easily.
Cook throws a right hand that Parts ducks under and follows up with a left that Parts also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Tony Parts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Tony Parts's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Parts throws a quick inside leg kick.
Parts throws a jab but it's blocked by Cook.
Cook lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Parts circles away quickly and effectively.
Cook wants to clinch.
Cook throws the left hand but Parts avoids the punch easily.
Parts misses with a series of wild punches.
Cook tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parts was well out of range. Poor timing from Cook.
Dane Cook seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Parts feints and then cracks Cook's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cook down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cook scores with a jab to the body.
Cook comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cook connects with a body shot.
Cook misses with an uppercut.
Cook misses the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cook pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Parts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cook.
A swing and a miss from Parts.
Parts throws a jab when Cook was well out of range.
Cook lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Parts throws a chopping leg kick but Cook manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cook takes a swing at Parts's ribcage but misses.
Parts thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parts lands a jab.
Cook loads up on a big right hand but Parts slips the punch.
Cook looks to land a left hand but Parts moved out of range nicely.
Cook moves into the clinch.
Cook lands a shot to the body.
Cook is trying to force a seperation but Parts has the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cook is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Cook breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cook connects with a jab.
Parts lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cook misses with a right hand
and Parts counters with a leg kick.
Cook pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Parts back to the cage. Cook follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Parts swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Parts keeps the fight on the outside.
Cook lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Parts backs up against the cage.
Parts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cook.
Parts misses with an uppercut. Cook saw that one coming.
Parts pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts moves out of range as Cook strikes.
Cook lands a jab to the nose.
Cook fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parts manages to avoid it.
No joy there for Parts, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cook swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parts misses with an uppercut.
Cook tries to close the distance and clinch but Parts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cook throws a lazy right hand but Parts sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Parts throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cook misses with a wild body shot.
Cook throws a left and a right that both miss
and Parts counters with a three punch combo that has Cook backing up. Cook nods at Parts to acknowledge the strikes.
Parts displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Cook thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts moves out of range as Cook strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cook misses with an uppercut.
Parts keeps the fight on the outside.
Cook gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Parts.
Cook throws a jab when Parts was well out of range.
Cook throws a hook to the side of Parts's head but Parts sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parts scores with a jab.
Cook misses with a few strikes there.
Cook misses with a hook.
Cook tries to bum rush Parts with a series of wild strikes but Parts uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cook will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cook defending well as Parts loads up on a big left hand.
Parts misses with a looping left.
Cook rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parts moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parts ducks right into an uppercut from Cook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Dane Cook will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Tony Parts's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Cook connects with a right hand. Parts shakes it off.
Sloppy strikes from Parts. Those never looked like landing.
Parts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cook.
Cook scores with a body shot.
Parts uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cook missing with a left hand there. Parts was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parts is looking to chop away at Cook's legs.
A big left from Parts misses.
Parts misses with a jab to the body
and Cook counters with a left to the body.
A jab from Cook does it's job there.
Parts stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cook scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cook sizes up Parts with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Parts lands a jab to Cook's midsection.
Cook throws a nice looking combination but Parts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cook swings for the body but Parts moves out of range.
Parts fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cook on the side of the head.
Cook lands a jab to Parts's midsection.
Cook clinches with his opponent.
Cook breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cook throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Parts sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cook ducks under a wild hook from Parts.
Cook steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parts.
Parts misses with a hook. Cook ducked under it nicely.
Cook looks to land a left hand but Parts moved out of range nicely.
Cook just misses with a punch to the body.
Cook throws a hook to the side of Parts's head but Parts sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parts misses with a jab, cross combination.
Parts uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts doesn't manage to clinch there - Cook circles away.
Cook throws a big shot that misses.
Cook takes a swing at Parts's ribcage but misses.
Parts lands a nice looking body shot.
A jab from Cook misses.
Cook pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parts cracks Cook with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cook cracks a nice hook into Parts's ribs.
Parts ducks under a wild hook from Cook.
Parts tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cook manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Parts takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Cook lands the left hand.
Parts lands a slapping body shot.
Parts takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cook thows a left - swing and a miss!
Parts looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cook takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cook lands a nice leg kick that just misses Parts's sensitive parts.
Cook just misses with a punch to the body.
Cook takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cook lands a lovely overhand right.
Parts scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cook stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Parts.
Cook thows a left - swing and a miss!
No joy there for Parts, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parts uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cook.
Parts connects with a nice looking jab.
Cook lands with a nice body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parts throws a looping overhand right but Cook ducks down to avoid it.
Cook throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parts wants to land a leg kick but Cook is out of range.
Cook stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cook throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Parts moves out of range as Cook strikes.
Cook looks to land a right hand but Parts moved out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Parts. That's going to slow Cook down.
Cook has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parts. Cook does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parts throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cook dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cook swings widly with a right hand
and Parts counters with a nice uppercut.
Parts clinches.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dane Cook comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Cook has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 28:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dane Cook!
An out of breath Dane Cook thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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