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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Potz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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218 lbs
28 - 14 - 2 |
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280 lbs
13 - 9 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Craig Potz !
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Dingleberry there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dingleberry clinches up with Potz and pushes him back against the cage.
Potz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Dick Dingleberry has been cut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dingleberry.
Potz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Potz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dingleberry.
Potz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Potz pushes off an throws an elbow but Dingleberry leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Potz swings wildly with an uppercut but Dingleberry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dingleberry blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Potz .
Dingleberry prevents a body shot from Potz .
Dingleberry missing with knees to the body.
Potz lands with a left to the head.
Potz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dingleberry blocks the elbow strike.
Dingleberry blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Potz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Potz has a couple of punches blocked by Dingleberry.
Potz looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Potz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dingleberry.
Dingleberry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Potz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dingleberry.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Potz .
Good body shot from Potz .
Dingleberry is breathing heavily.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dingleberry.
Potz misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Potz fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Potz .
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dingleberry.
Dingleberry is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Potz is defending well for now.
Potz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dingleberry blocks an uppercut.
Potz lands with a left to the head.
Potz lands a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dingleberry trying to land knees to the body.
Potz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Potz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Potz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Potz misses with an elbow strike.
Potz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dick Dingleberry's cut is getting worse.
A shot in the inside from Potz .
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Potz misses with the head strike.
Potz struggles to land a body shot inside as Dingleberry controls his hands.
Potz swings wildly with an uppercut but Dingleberry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Potz scores with a shoulder strike.
Potz stalling in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Potz as the two fighters clinch.
Potz avoiding damage as Dingleberry throws knees to the body.
Potz swings wildly with an uppercut but Dingleberry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Potz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Potz working aggressively here.
Potz throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Potz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dingleberry backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dingleberry.
Potz misses with the head strike.
Dingleberry missing with knees to the body.
Dingleberry tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Potz avoids it.
Dingleberry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Potz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Potz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Potz throws a punch but it's blocked by Dingleberry.
Dingleberry tries to land knees in the clinch but Potz avoids the damage to the body.
Potz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Potz lands an elbow that stopped Dingleberry in his tracks for a moment.
Dick Dingleberry's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Potz lands a right hand.
Jeez, Dick Dingleberry's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dick Dingleberry's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Craig Potz !
A very excited looking Craig Potz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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