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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slim Jim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gimli Dachubbyone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
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150 cm
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300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Jim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gimli Dachubbyone!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Jeff Smith and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jim throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jim throws out a loose jab but Dachubbyone uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jim lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jim catches Dachubbyone with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jim lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dachubbyone circles away quickly and effectively.
Dachubbyone throws a right and a left that Jim avoids nicely.
Jim moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dachubbyone gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dachubbyone swinging wildly here.
Jim connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dachubbyone takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice shot lands for Jim.
Jim ducks under a wild hook from Dachubbyone.
Jim jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dachubbyone has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Jim could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A combination from Dachubbyone does no damage.
Jim showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dachubbyone.
Dachubbyone throws a series of punches but Jim avoids them all with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jim lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dachubbyone scores with a body shot.
Jim moves away from the strike by Dachubbyone.
Slim Jim is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jim pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Dachubbyone back to the cage. Jim follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Jim misses with a hook
and Dachubbyone counters with a one-two to the body.
Jim swings widly with a right hand
and Dachubbyone counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jim is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dachubbyone is aware though and is defending well.
Jim is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jim is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dachubbyone is aware though and is defending well.
Jim escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dachubbyone gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Jim is breathing heavily.
Jim is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dachubbyone defends well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jim looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jim had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dachubbyone defends it easily.
Dachubbyone looking to pass the guard.
Dachubbyone throws a big elbow that misses.
Dachubbyone won't allow Jim to sweep him here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dachubbyone content to stall in guard here.
Jim has his foot on Dachubbyone's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dachubbyone works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dachubbyone sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dachubbyone is in close to Jim's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dachubbyone wants to get up but he can't break Jim's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Dachubbyone looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We've been hearing good reports from Jim's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jim throws an off balance right hand
and Dachubbyone counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dachubbyone misses with an uppercut.
Dachubbyone moves out of range as Jim strikes.
Jim throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dachubbyone throws a right and a left that Jim avoids nicely.
Jim fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dachubbyone manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Slim Jim dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dachubbyone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jim.
Dachubbyone scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
It looks like Slim Jim has been cut.
Dachubbyone drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jim takes a swing at Dachubbyone's ribcage but misses.
Slim Jim is winning the standup battle so far.
Oooooh!!! Dachubbyone has knocked Jim down with a huge combo! Dachubbyone steps away and waves a wobbly Jim back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Jim is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dachubbyone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Oh Jim is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dachubbyone was well out of range. Poor timing from Jim.
Jim seems to have got his legs back now.
A big left from Jim misses.
Jim throws a hook but Dachubbyone blocks it.
Dachubbyone throws a nice looking combination but Jim bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jim with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gimli Dachubbyone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jim throws a body shot but no joy.
Dachubbyone misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jim showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dachubbyone.
Slim Jim seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jim misses with a few strikes there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jim throws the left hand but Dachubbyone avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jim throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jim throws a big shot that misses.
Jim misses with a hook.
Dachubbyone drops Jim with a beautiful combination! Jim stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dachubbyone is looking for the KO!
Dachubbyone lands a big uppercut and Jim crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jim looks OK. Dachubbyone waves Jim back to his feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dachubbyone dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jim is aggressively charging in as Dachubbyone backs up avoiding any damage. Dachubbyone tosses out a jab and Jim runs right into it face first! Jim is out cold! Dachubbyone dropped down on all fours and is barking in Jim's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gimli Dachubbyone!
In defeat, Slim Jim stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hey fatty fat fat fat!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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