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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladislav Munchkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka comes into a darkened arena with his song building. kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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284 lbs
19 - 9 - 0 |
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310 lbs
34 - 24 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Vladislav Munchkin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
34 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Piru Parka!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Daniel Bishop and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka misses with a takedown attempt - Munchkin sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Munchkin jabs at Parka's body.
Munchkin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Munchkin.
Parka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Munchkin.
Parka closes the distance and clinches.
Munchkin tries to work over Parka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parka is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Parka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parka is looking to take this one to the mat.
Vladislav Munchkin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piru Parka.
Munchkin lands a takedown into guard.
Munchkin wants to control from the top but Parka keeps moving.
Munchkin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parka is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Munchkin defends well.
Munchkin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Munchkin loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Parka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Parka is trying to control the position but Munchkin postures up.
Munchkin avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Parka has his foot on Munchkin's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Munchkin works his way back into a safe position though.
Munchkin lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Munchkin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Parka works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Munchkin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin wants to control from the top but Parka keeps moving.
Parka avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Munchkin is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parka lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Munchkin keeping moving, preventing Parka from controlling successfully.
Parka working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Parka working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Munchkin not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Parka working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parka throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Parka seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Parka throwing strikes but missing.
Parka wants to control from the top but Munchkin keeps moving.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Munchkin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Munchkin wants to clinch up but Parka keeps it at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Parka tries to close the distance and clinch up but Munchkin swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Parka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Munchkin gets caught flat footed, as Parka shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Parka trying to control but Munchkin is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parka throwing strikes but missing.
Munchkin utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Parka looking to pass the guard.
Munchkin has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Parka trying to control the position from guard on top but Munchkin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Vladislav Munchkin will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Munchkin tries to clinch there but Parka circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parka looks for a takedown but Munchkin sprawls well.
Nice takedown defense from Munchkin. No joy for Parka on that attempt.
Piru Parka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munchkin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
It looks like Piru Parka has been cut.
Munchkin keeps the fight on the outside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Munchkin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Munchkin rushes Parka and presses him up against the cage.
Munchkin stops a takedown attempt from Parka.
Vladislav Munchkin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piru Parka.
Parka can't get the takedown.
Munchkin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
Munchkin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Munchkin is pressed up against the cage. Parka has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Munchkin down to the mat. Munchkin avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Munchkin here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Parka tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've been informed that Parka has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Munchkin tests Parka's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Parka's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Munchkin connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Parka scrambles back to his feet.
Parka blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parka tries to clinch up.
Munchkin takes a swing at Parka's ribcage but misses.
Munchkin connects with a solid leg kick.
Parka fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Munchkin, pushing him back against the cage.
Parka looking to stall.
Munchkin scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parka is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Munchkin gets through Parka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Munchkin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parka backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Munchkin.
Munchkin letting Parka take a breather here.
Parka is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkas head.
Munchkin is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Parka can do to turn this around?
Parka wants to take the fight to the mat but Munchkin manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Munchkin tries a body shot but Parka blocks it.
Munchkin is leaning against Parka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parka is breathing heavily.
Parka is trying to drag Munchkin to the mat but Munchkin just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Munchkin lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Munchkin.
A head punch on the inside from Munchkin fails to land.
Munchkin breaks the clinch.
A big left from Munchkin misses.
Parka has Munchkin up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Munchkin.
Munchkin manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin tries to clinch up but Parka circles away and keeps his distance.
Nice body punch from Munchkin.
Munchkin keeps the fight on the outside.
Parka drops his hands momentarily and Munchkin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Munchkin.
Munchkin tries to close the distance and clinch but Parka swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Munchkin decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Parka wants to control but Munchkin is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Munchkin lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Parka looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Vladislav Munchkin dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Piru Parka's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Parka fails with an attempt to clinch.
Munchkin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Munchkin tries to clinch there but Parka circles away.
Parka keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Munchkin stuffs the takedown.
Parka is trying hard to land a takedown here. Munchkin sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Munchkin dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parka. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parka fails with an attempt to clinch.
Munchkin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parka blocks a jab.
Munchkin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parka moves away.
Munchkin is looking to slow Parka down with leg kicks.
Parka closes the distance and clinches up with Munchkin, looking for a takedown. Parka pushes Munchkin against the cage but Munchkin circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Vladislav Munchkin has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Piru Parka.
Munchkin uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Munchkin connects with a crisp jab.
Munchkin gets a double leg takedown into Parka's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin is looking to work some ground and pound but Parka has wrist control.
Munchkin trying to control the position from guard on top but Parka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Munchkin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Munchkin throwing strikes from guard but Parka blocks nicely.
Munchkin working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Parka trying to control the position.
Munchkin trying to control but Parka is working from the bottom.
Munchkin forces his way into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Munchkin slips a nice elbow through Parka's hands, connecting with Parka's forehead.
Munchkin lands with a punch from half guard.
Munchkin seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Parka does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Parka avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Munchkin.
Munchkin is trying to control. Parka wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Munchkin passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Parka!
Munchkin landing strikes from the mount.
Parka is rocked!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Munchkin! Parka is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Vladislav Munchkin!
A victorious Vladislav Munchkin thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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