PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chad Mendes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and All or Nothing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mendes comes to the cage accompanied by Steve McQueen. Nothing has chosen Vegan Reich - The Way It Is as his entrance music. Chad Mendes is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mendes
vs
or Nothing

170 cm
36
99 lbs
36 - 20 - 0

175 cm
43
100 lbs
17 - 50 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 20 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chad Mendes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 50 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, All or Nothing!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nothing moves out of range of the body kick from Mendes.
Mendes slips a straight right by Nothing.
Nothing takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mendes lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mendes swinging wildly here.
Mendes cracks Nothing with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Nothing is rocked!
Mendes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nothing is still on wobbly legs! Can Mendes finish him?
Nothing takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nothing takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Some wild striking there from Mendes.
Jab from Mendes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mendes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nothing.
Mendes fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mendes bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Nothing's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nothing throws a lazy uppercut
and Mendes counters with a right hand to the body.
Nothing takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Mendes scores with a jab.
Mendes lands a lovely overhand right.
Mendes lands a jab.
Mendes connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mendes lands an overhand right.
Mendes lands with a good body shot.
Mendes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mendes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mendes lands a nice looking body shot.
Mendes misses with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mendes.
Mendes lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nothing circles away quickly and effectively.
Nothing scores with a nice strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mendes wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mendes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nothing looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mendes misses with a wild body shot.
Mendes tests Nothing's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mendes throws a series of punches but Nothing moves out of range.
Mendes lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mendes.
Mendes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nothing.
Mendes scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mendes darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Mendes there.
Jab, jab by Mendes - just one landing.
Mendes is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mendes throws an off balance right hand
and Nothing counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nothing throws a hook but Mendes avoids it easily.
Mendes swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nothing.
Mendes moves away from the strike by Nothing.
Nothing tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mendes paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mendes uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nothing has time to react.
Mendes keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nothing gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Mendes gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chad Mendes!
Chad Mendes took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Namunamu Clothing for their support in the buildup to the fight.