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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bruce Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 12 - 2, fighting out of London, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lee misses with a hook
and Dynamite counters with a nice double leg into side control. Lee won't be happy with that.
Dynamite sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Lee is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Lee is not content to let Dynamite control the position.
Lee gets back to half guard.
Dynamite is trying to control. Lee wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lee is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Dynamite thows a huge punch but Lee dodges it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Lee defending well though.
Dynamite tries to pass the half guard into mount. Lee knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dynamite controlling the action here.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Lee avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Lee. Those never looked like landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dynamite throws a hook but Lee avoids it easily.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
Lee just misses with a punch to the body.
Dynamite scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dynamite walks into a stiff left hand from Lee.
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Dynamite misses with a leg kick.
Lee throws a jab when Dynamite was well out of range.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lee misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee moves away from the strike by Dynamite.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Lee checks it.
Dynamite punishes Lee's body with a nice straight punch.
Lee scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Dynamite slips a jab and a cross from Lee.
Dynamite throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dynamite throws a leg kick but Lee checks it.
Dynamite throws a lazy right hand but Lee sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dynamite swings widly with a right hand
and Lee counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lee blocks a leg kick.
Lee lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dynamite throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the head.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dynamite.
Dynamite keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lee.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
A big right from Dynamite misses.
Lee blocks a jab.
Nice cross by Dynamite.
Dynamite fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dynamite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dynamite throws a sloppy head kick and Lee moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Dynamite dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dynamite fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lee manages to avoid it.
Dynamite cracks Lee with an open hand slap.
Dynamite looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dynamite throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lee moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lee takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dynamite throws a leg kick
and Lee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lee is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lee avoids the head kick by Dynamite.
A low kick from Dynamite misses
letting Lee counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee slips a jab from Dynamite.
Dynamite looks for the body kick but Lee saw that one coming.
Dynamite misses with a body kick.
Dynamite throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dynamite feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Lee's calf.
Lee looks to score with a jab to the body but Dynamite is just out of range.
Dynamite moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooh!!! Lee has knocked Dynamite down with a huge combo! Lee steps away and waves a wobbly Dynamite back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Dynamite is rocked!
A jab from Dynamite finds it's way through Lee's defenses.
Dynamite is still on wobbly legs! Can Lee finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite throws a body shot but no joy.
Dynamite seems to have recovered his senses.
An inside leg kick lands from Dynamite.
Dynamite has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lee.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lee counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Lee looks at the referee who does nothing so Lee lands a crushing right that sends Dynamite to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Lee!
Bruce Lee seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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