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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Rosenthal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by All Within My Hands. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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270 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Frank Rosenthal !
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Cartman rushes Rosenthal and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Rosenthal .
Rosenthal misses with the head strike.
Rosenthal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Rosenthal is on top in guard.
Rosenthal is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Cartman is trying to keep Rosenthal in close.
Cartman tries to strike from the bottom.
Rosenthal postures up.
Rosenthal stopping the sweep attempt from Cartman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Rosenthal wants to stand but Cartman is controlling his posture from full guard.
Cartman throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Cartman has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Cartman trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Cartman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Rosenthal tries to stand but Cartman is controlling from the bottom.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cartman lands with a shot to the body.
Rosenthal tries to keep at a distance but Cartman has taken the fight into the clinch.
Rosenthal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rosenthal blocking some punches.
Rosenthal dodges an elbow strike from Cartman.
Rosenthal lands with a left to the head.
Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A hook to the body from Cartman.
Cartman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rosenthal blocks an elbow strike.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rosenthal swings wildly with an uppercut but Cartman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cartman pushes Rosenthal back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a knee strike.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Rosenthal .
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rosenthal .
Cartman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Frank Rosenthal has been cut.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Rosenthal has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rosenthal blocks an uppercut.
Cartman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Cartman pushes off an throws an elbow but Rosenthal leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rosenthal scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rosenthal keeps control of Cartman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rosenthal is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rosenthal managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rosenthal takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cartman lands a right hand.
Rosenthal blocks an elbow strike from Cartman.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartman.
Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Rosenthal connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cartman's hands.
Frank Rosenthal is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman clinches up against the cage.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Rosenthal scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cartman clinches up with Rosenthal and pushes him back against the cage.
Cartman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Rosenthal has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Rosenthal lands with a light punch inside.
Rosenthal swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but Rosenthal blocks with his arms.
Rosenthal working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Rosenthal 's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Rosenthal on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Rosenthal wants to clinch.
Rosenthal lands a slapping body shot.
Cartman moves out of range as Rosenthal strikes.
Cartman closes the distance and clinches.
Rosenthal lands with a right to the head.
Rosenthal struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Rosenthal misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rosenthal keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cartman's efforts to push away.
Cartman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rosenthal .
Cartman tries a body shot but Rosenthal blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
That has opened up Frank Rosenthal 's cut even more.
Rosenthal has a couple of punches blocked by Cartman.
Rosenthal tries a body shot but Cartman blocks it.
Cartman tries to work over Rosenthal 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rosenthal tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cartman's elbow.
Cartman lands with a left to the head.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Rosenthal 's head.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman lands a nice knee to the body.
Rosenthal is breathing heavily.
Cartman blocks a body shot from Rosenthal .
Rosenthal prevents a body shot from Cartman.
Rosenthal lands with a light punch inside.
Rosenthal takes a shot to the head.
Cartman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rosenthal blocks a body shot from Cartman.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rosenthal takes a shot to the head.
Cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman clinches.
Cartman misses with the head strike.
Cartman wants to take the fight to the mat but Rosenthal manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Cartman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rosenthal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rosenthal .
Rosenthal swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rosenthal prevents the takedown attempt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rosenthal .
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rosenthal throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rosenthal misses with some punches.
Rosenthal struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartman controls his hands.
Cartman throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman.
Rosenthal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rosenthal can do to turn this around?
Rosenthal tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman blocks an uppercut.
Rosenthal takes an elbow to the forehead.
The cut above Frank Rosenthal 's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rosenthal .
Cartman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rosenthal .
Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Cartman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman tries a body shot but Rosenthal blocks it.
A short uppercut from Rosenthal .
Cartman throws a punch but it's blocked by Rosenthal .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cartman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cartman tries to land knees in the clinch but Rosenthal avoids the damage to the body.
Rosenthal gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rosenthal dodges an elbow strike from Cartman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rosenthal working aggressively here.
A short right from Rosenthal .
Cartman is trying to force a seperation but Rosenthal has the dominant position.
Cartman misses with a body punch.
Rosenthal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rosenthal misses with the head strike.
Cartman tries a body shot but Rosenthal blocks it.
Cartman misses with a punch on the inside.
Rosenthal misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Frank Rosenthal 's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Rosenthal scores with a shot to the body.
Rosenthal throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Rosenthal blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cartman is trying to maintain a safe position but Rosenthal gets an underhook and turns Cartman into the cage.
Rosenthal blocks an uppercut.
Rosenthal takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cartman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cartman with a knee to the head.
Cartman lands an uppercut.
Cartman is looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartman lands a nice elbow.
Frank Rosenthal 's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman.
Rosenthal lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rosenthal blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rosenthal misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Rosenthal .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rosenthal tries a body shot but Cartman blocks it.
Rosenthal misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rosenthal takes a knee right on the jaw!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Rosenthal 's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman!
A relieved looking Eric Cartman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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