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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gimli Dachubbyone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Farley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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150 cm
25
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Gimli Dachubbyone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Farley!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Jeff Smith and Ryoma Takatsuka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dachubbyone rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Farley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dachubbyone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Farley throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dachubbyone counters with a nice uppercut.
Farley closes the distance and clinches.
Farley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farley misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farley fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Farley can't get the takedown.
Farley tries to throw a body punch but Dachubbyone avoids it by throwing Farley back against the cage.
Farley lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dachubbyone turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Dachubbyone manages to end up in side control.
Dachubbyone tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Farley tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dachubbyone wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farley is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Dachubbyone's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Farley wants to improve his position but Dachubbyone is controlling well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Farley regains full guard. Nicely done.
Farley is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dachubbyone trying to control the position from guard on top but Farley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dachubbyone has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Farley pushes a forearm under Dachubbyone's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Dachubbyone is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chris Farley!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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