PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Slenderman Creeper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Don't Stop Believing. Yahweh Falwell looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Creeper
vs
Falwell

170 cm
22
158 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

171 cm
27
150 lbs
1 - 11 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slenderman Creeper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Creeper has closed the distance and engaged Falwell in a clinch.
Creeper is trying to push Falwell away but Falwell has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Creeper is trying to push Falwell away but Falwell has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Falwell tries to pull guard but Creeper forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

Creeper turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Creeper manages to end up in side control.

Creeper is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Falwell is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Creeper taking a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Creeper tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Creeper has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Falwell trying to remain calm as Creeper controls from the top position.

Creeper thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Creeper controls the position.

Creeper tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Creeper has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
You can see the frustration on Falwell's face as Creeper controls the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Creeper is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Falwell knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Creeper looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Creeper throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Falwell is being controlled here.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Creeper cracks Falwell with an open hand slap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Creeper scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Falwell looks winded!
Creeper passes to full mount!
Creeper unloads with some shots from mount but Falwell bucks and avoids them well.
Creeper looking to finish with strikes here!

Creeper looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Creeper tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slenderman Creeper dominated that round.
That's time! Creeper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Creeper shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Creeper is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Falwell!
Creeper controlling his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poor strikes thrown by Creeper there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Falwell is breathing heavily.
Creeper takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Falwell defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Creeper.
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Creeper. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Creeper jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Falwell manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Falwell defending against the ground and pound.
Creeper moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Creeper decides to stand back up.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Falwell enables Creeper to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Falwell manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Creeper not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Creeper accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Creeper drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Creeper jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Creeper is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Creeper misses with an attempted mid kick.

Creeper gets a clinch.

Creeper has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Falwell clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Creeper is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.

Creeper tightening his grip on Falwell, looking for the choke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slenderman Creeper dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Creeper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Falwell manages to avoid it.
Slenderman Creeper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Creeper closes the distance and pushes Falwell back into the cage.

Creeper gets control of Falwell's arms and successfully pulls guard. Creeper will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Falwell is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Creeper is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Creeper has escaped and now he's on top!

Creeper is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Falwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creeper throwing strikes from guard but Falwell blocks nicely.
Creeper is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Creeper seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Falwell for as long as he can get away with.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Creeper postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Creeper postures up in Falwell's guard and throws a big left but Falwell blocks it.
Creeper controlling from the top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Creeper controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Creeper closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Falwell is trying to escape the position but Creeper is controlling the position.
Creeper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Falwell can do to turn this around?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creeper throws a strike aimed at the side of Falwell's head but Falwell avoids it well.
Creeper is staying tight to Falwell's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Creeper postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Falwell being controlled for a moment.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slenderman Creeper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Creeper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slenderman Creeper!
Slenderman Creeper decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.