PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny McCormick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Diggler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to YO GOTTI - SOMEBODY WATCHIN ME. McCormick has chosen Bang Bang as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Dirk Diggler has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dirk Diggler seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Diggler
vs
McCormick

186 cm
34
185 lbs
33 - 17 - 0

186 cm
29
177 lbs
15 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kenny McCormick!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCormick connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Diggler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McCormick misses the jab.
Diggler checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A looping hook to the body misses from McCormick. Diggler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diggler misses with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by McCormick.
McCormick throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
McCormick looks to score with a jab to the body but Diggler is just out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Diggler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice inside leg kick there by Diggler. That's going to slow McCormick down.
McCormick tries a low kick but Diggler avoids it.
Diggler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McCormick is looking to slow Diggler down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diggler missing with a left hand there. McCormick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Diggler thows a leg kick but McCormick checks it
and McCormick counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Diggler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from McCormick. That one must have hurt.
Diggler needs to keep his hands up - McCormick had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Dirk Diggler has been cut.
Diggler checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from McCormick.
McCormick works the jab nicely.
McCormick lands a nice leg kick that just misses Diggler's sensitive parts.
Diggler misses with a head kick.
A jab from Diggler does it's job there.
Diggler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCormick throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McCormick misses with a head kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Diggler is predictable there
and McCormick counters with a nice uppercut.
Diggler misses with a straight right.
McCormick tries to work over Diggler's front leg with a kick but Diggler checks it.
McCormick throws a head kick but Diggler moves out of range.
McCormick fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Diggler misses with a straight right.
Diggler throws a low kick but it's checked well by McCormick.
McCormick scores with a shot to the body.
Diggler throws a hook but McCormick avoids it easily.
Diggler seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Diggler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Diggler blocks the leg kick.
McCormick tries to clinch but Diggler moves out of range.
Diggler lands a head kick!
Diggler tries a head kick but it misses.
McCormick checks a low kick from Diggler.
Diggler throws a leg kick but McCormick sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diggler lands a head kick!
McCormick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Diggler. Diggler obviously looking to wear him down.
McCormick lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Diggler circles away quickly and effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCormick checks the leg kick nicely there.
Diggler takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Diggler attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Diggler scores with a nice strike.
McCormick throws a wild hook but Diggler just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! McCormick gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Diggler raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dirk Diggler!
In his post fight interview, Dirk Diggler started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.