PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belmont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Belmont might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 2pac feat. Ice Cube - Bow Down. Jack Potatos is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Belmont
vs
Potatos

183 cm
34
140 lbs
27 - 17 - 1

197 cm
37
260 lbs
29 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Master Lee's One Stop

V-Mask Clothing + 70% laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Augustus Belmont!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Potatos!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Potatos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A slapping leg kick lands for Belmont.
Belmont keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belmont avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Potatos lands with an uppercut that bounces Belmont off the cage and back into range.

It looks like Augustus Belmont has been cut.
Potatos slips a jab and a cross from Belmont.
Potatos lands with a big right hook that stumbles Belmont - he's out on his feet here! Potatos follows up with another monster hook that separates Belmont from consciousness! Belmont falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Potatos stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jack Potatos!
A relieved looking Jack Potatos thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Augustus Belmont had this to say: 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.