PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rick Lance (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elizabeth Of England (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Of England has chosen Theme tune to Islam as his entrance music. Elizabeth Of England will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Lance
vs
Of England

176 cm
33
192 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

199 cm
22
199 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Rick Lance!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Elizabeth Of England!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lance moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lance throws a right hand that Of England ducks under and follows up with a left that Of England also avoids with ease.
Lance misses with a head kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lance.
Lance looks to score with a jab to the body but Of England is just out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Lance as Of England shoots in.
Of England moves away from the strike by Lance.
Lance wants to clinch up but Of England keeps it at a distance.
Of England shoots in looking for a takedown. Lance tries to sprawl out of it but Of England keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Lance manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Of England lands a body shot.
Lance seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lance throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Lance fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Of England to the ground. Lance is now in Of England's guard.
Lance pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Of England is keeping the position for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lance trying to control but Of England is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lance pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Of England is keeping the position for now.
Of England trying to keep a closed guard but Lance is proving a slippery customer.
Lance works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Lance looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Lance throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Of England is trying to stand back up but Lance is controlling him

Lance is working for a kimura but Of England is defending it quite comfortably.
Of England is looking to control Lance's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Of England avoid being mounted?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Of England is looking to escape.
Of England is trying to maintain the position but Lance is very close to passing his half guard.
Lance missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Lance scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Lance is pressing down on Of England's thigh, looking to free his foot. Of England is holding on for now.

Lance is looking for a kimura here.
Lance trying to control from half guard but Of England is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lance is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Of England is in trouble now - Lance has advanced to mount!
Of England working to try and regain half guard.

Lance working for a submission but Of England is keeping him at bay.
Of England is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Lance wants to control the pace but Of England is squirming around nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Of England is controlling an arm, preventing Lance from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Of England wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Lance.

Lance goes for an armbar but Of England turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Of England.
Of England pushes down on Lance's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Lance manages to get to full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Of England throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick Lance dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Of England tries to sprawl but Lance drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Of England is not content to let Lance control the position.
Lance throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Of England pushes Lance off and gets back to his feet.
Lance throws a nice looking combination but Of England bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lance misses with a head kick.
Of England jabs at Lance's body.

Lance feints and as Of England raises his hands in defense, Lance changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Of England wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Of England is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Rick Lance overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Of England striking off his back but it's not causing Lance any problems.

Of England has his foot on Lance's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Lance works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lance wants to control from the top but Of England keeps moving.
Of England trying to keep a closed guard but Lance is proving a slippery customer.
Of England keeping moving, preventing Lance from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Of England keeping full guard, as Lance tries to pass.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Lance closes the distance and clinches up with Of England, looking for a takedown. Lance pushes Of England against the cage but Of England circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Of England has his takedown stuffed

and Lance counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Lance wants to control from the top but Of England keeps moving.
Of England controls Lance momentarily but Lance frees himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lance wants to control from the top but Of England keeps moving.
Lance slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Lance working away.
A lull in the action here.
Of England can't do much from the bottom here.
Of England is not content to let Lance control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Of England being controlled for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lance is looking to take a break and control but Of England is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Of England struggling a bit here.

Lance is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Of England knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Lance swings around for an armbar but Of England sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Lance's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Of England trying to control the position from guard on top but Lance is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Lance is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Lance is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Of England can do to turn this around?
Lance looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lance is working hard here to advance position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Of England trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

Lance looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rick Lance dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Lance tries to clinch there but Of England circles away.
Of England tries a head kick but it misses.
Of England takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
No luck for Lance with that takedown attempt.

Of England moves into the clinch.
Of England tries to score a body lock takedown but Lance shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Lance fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Of England breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Lance lands a left and a right that send Of England crashing to the mat, dazed. Lance thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Elizabeth Of England has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Lance gets a double leg takedown into Of England's guard.

Of England is rocked!
Of England is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Of England is still in real trouble! Can Lance finish him?
Lance might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Lance looking to sit in guard and control but Of England gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Of England seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lance is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Of England is aware though and is defending well.
Of England looking to pass the guard.

Lance is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Of England defends well.
Of England wants to control from the top but Lance keeps moving.

Lance looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Of England got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lance has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Of England has managed to get both his arms back between Lance's legs - danger averted.
Of England forces his way into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lance tries to kick Of England off but Of England keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Of England looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Lance is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Of England scores with a couple of nice shots.

Lance looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Lance tries to roll over but Of England keeps him under control.
Of England tries to pass the half guard into mount. Lance knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Of England is trying to work for a kimura but Lance is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Of England is working for a submission of some sort.

Lance actively working from the bottom here.
Nice strikes from Of England there.
Lance gets full guard.

Lance has an active guard here but Of England has managed to pass into half guard.
Lance trying to control but Of England postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Of England working the head and body with strikes.

Lance actively working from the bottom here.
Of England working over Lance with some ground and pound. Lance looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Lance looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Lance has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Of England is working away from the top position though.
Elizabeth Of England has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lance has hold of Of England's hands but Of England slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rick Lance showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lance, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rick Lance!
During a confident post fight interview, Rick Lance thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Elizabeth Of England stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck this ISlam shit, I surrender to Allah and he/she/it rewards me with an ass whupping.... Fuck Islam and that pedo Mohammed'.