PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bruh Bruh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Crystavox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Bruh
vs
Crystavox

170 cm
25
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

169 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Cripplers Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruh Bruh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chris Crystavox!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Kavanagh and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bruh tries to bum rush Crystavox with a series of wild strikes but Crystavox uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Crystavox scores with a nice right hand.
Nice cross by Crystavox.
Crystavox fails with an attempt to clinch.
Crystavox goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Crystavox scores with a shot to the body.
Crystavox scores with a nice strike.
Bruh darts in trying to clinch
and Crystavox counters with a right hand to the body.
Bruh tries to clinch up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bruh tries to clinch up but Crystavox circles away and keeps his distance.
Bruh darts in looking for a takedown but Crystavox gets double underhooks and turns Bruh into the cage.
Bruh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Crystavox throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Crystavox avoiding damage as Bruh throws knees to the body.
Crystavox looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Crystavox lands a body punch.
Bruh is breathing heavily.
Crystavox lands a body shot in the clinch.
Crystavox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crystavox lands a right hand.
Crystavox has Bruh pressed against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Crystavox.
A short body shot lands from Crystavox as the two fighters clinch.
Crystavox scores with a nice hook to the head.
Crystavox is struggling to control the position.
Crystavox lands a right hand.
Crystavox presses Bruh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Crystavox lands a shot to the body.
Crystavox lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bruh or not.
Nice body punch from Crystavox.
A shot in the inside from Crystavox.
Crystavox lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The referee is keeping an eye on Crystavox - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Crystavox lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bruh or not.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A body shot lands from Crystavox.
A left hand lands to the body for Crystavox.
Crystavox lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crystavox lands a body shot.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Crystavox is working Bruh over against the cage.
Crystavox presses Bruh against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Good body shot from Crystavox.
A short body shot lands from Crystavox as the two fighters clinch.
Good body shot from Crystavox.
Bruh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crystavox's elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Crystavox.
Crystavox slows down the pace here.
Crystavox continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Crystavox prevents the takedown attempt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Crystavox.
Crystavox lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crystavox digs a right hand underneath Bruh's ribcage. Bruh let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice left hand lands by Crystavox.
Crystavox lands a left hand.
Crystavox lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bruh tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruh Bruh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for Crystavox.
Crystavox has had enough of the clinch but Bruh keeps him there for the moment.
A short body shot lands from Crystavox as the two fighters clinch.
Crystavox works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Crystavox lands with a light punch inside.
A frustrated look appears on Crystavox's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Crystavox.
Crystavox scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Bruh is rocked!
A short body shot lands from Crystavox as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Crystavox.
A right hand to the body from Crystavox.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A right hand to the body from Crystavox.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Crystavox.
Crystavox lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crystavox scores with a shoulder strike.
Crystavox cracks Bruh with a nice body shot.
Crystavox has had enough of the clinch but Bruh keeps him there for the moment.
Bruh has Crystavox pressed against the cage, preventing Crystavox from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Bruh as Crystavox tries to tie him up.
Crystavox scores with a shoulder strike.
Bruh tries to throw a body punch but Crystavox avoids it by throwing Bruh back against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Crystavox.
Bruh keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Crystavox's efforts to push away.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Crystavox.
Crystavox works on Bruh's body with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bruh prevents Crystavox from breaking the clinch.
Crystavox lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Crystavox.
Crystavox digs a right hand underneath Bruh's ribcage. Bruh let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Crystavox is working Bruh over against the cage.
A body shot lands from Crystavox.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chris Crystavox dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Crystavox lands a slapping body shot.
Crystavox cracks Bruh with an open hand slap.
Bruh tries to close the distance and clinch but Crystavox swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bruh takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Oh Bruh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bruh takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Crystavox circles away from the clinch attempt
and Crystavox makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Crystavox connects with a looping right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bruh tries to close the distance and clinch but Crystavox swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Crystavox lands a big uppercut and Bruh crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bruh looks OK. Crystavox waves Bruh back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bruh tries to clinch up but Crystavox circles away and keeps his distance.
Bruh tries to clinch up but Crystavox circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crystavox scores with a jab.
Bruh closes the distance looking to clinch
and Crystavox counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Crystavox works Bruh's body with a nice hook.
Crystavox lands the left hand.
Bruh Bruh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bruh walks into a straight right hand from Crystavox.
Crystavox lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Crystavox cracks Bruh with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Bruh tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Crystavox pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Bruh is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chris Crystavox!
A relieved looking Chris Crystavox thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.