PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peter Pizdomord (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ming Hohung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Pizdomord
vs
Hohung

225 cm
26
210 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

200 cm
26
205 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Peter Pizdomord!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ming Hohung!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hohung feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hohung pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pizdomord is keeping the position for now.

Hohung is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Hohung thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pizdomord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hohung's guard.

Pizdomord trying to control but Hohung is working from the bottom.

Hohung is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pizdomord trying to control the position from guard on top but Hohung is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Hohung escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pizdomord gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Pizdomord slips nicely into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hohung holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Pizdomord wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hohung keeps working.
Pizdomord is looking to advance position but Hohung won't allow it.
Hohung trying to control but Pizdomord postures up.

Pizdomord wants to work for an arm triangle but Hohung is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hohung trying to control here.
Pizdomord is trying to control. Hohung wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hohung is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pizdomord pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pizdomord is keen to just control but Hohung is a slippery customer.
Hohung wants to control the action here but instead Pizdomord manages to pass to full mount!
Pizdomord trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hohung tries to lock up and control but Pizdomord gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hohung is squirming around, avoiding Pizdomord's attempts to control the action.
Hohung keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Hohung is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Pizdomord wants to control the pace but Hohung is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pizdomord fails to take his opponent's back.
Pizdomord avoids the attempt from Hohung to control.
Hohung tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pizdomord avoids the attempt from Hohung to control.

Pizdomord is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Hohung can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Pizdomord wants to get back to his feet but Hohung is holding on tight.
Hohung is squirming around, avoiding Pizdomord's attempts to control the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Hohung tries to hold on but Pizdomord postures up.

Pizdomord looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Hohung tries to hold on but Pizdomord pushes him away.
Pizdomord really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hohung tries to reverse the position but Pizdomord maintains control.
Pizdomord will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pizdomord trying to control but Hohung is having none of it.
Pizdomord takes Hohung's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Hohung is in trouble.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Pizdomord dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hohung avoids the head kick by Pizdomord.
Peter Pizdomord is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pizdomord tries to bum rush Hohung with a series of wild strikes but Hohung uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pizdomord lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hohung circles away quickly and effectively.
Pizdomord pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Pizdomord as Hohung shoots in.
Horrible takedown attempt by Hohung or perhaps it was just good defense by Pizdomord, which made it look bad.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pizdomord.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hohung darts in looking for a takedown but Pizdomord gets double underhooks and turns Hohung into the cage.
Peter Pizdomord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ming Hohung.
Pizdomord throws a punch but it's blocked by Hohung.
Pizdomord has a couple of punches blocked by Hohung.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hohung has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Pizdomord regains guard immediately.
Pizdomord wants to get back to his feet but Hohung is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Hohung is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Hohung trying to control but Pizdomord is working from the bottom.
Pizdomord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hohung's guard.

Hohung keeping moving, preventing Pizdomord from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hohung can't keep his opponent in guard - Pizdomord advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Hohung is not content to let Pizdomord control the position.
Hohung really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pizdomord. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Pizdomord is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hohung can do to turn this around?

Hohung is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pizdomord pulls his head out easily.
Pizdomord is trying to control the action in half guard but Hohung is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Hohung actively working from the bottom here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pizdomord is trying to control the action in half guard but Hohung is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Hohung is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pizdomord pulls his head out easily.
Pizdomord is keen to just control but Hohung is a slippery customer.
Hohung wants to sweep but Pizdomord has passed to side control!
Pizdomord is looking to take a break and control but Hohung is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Pizdomord works to advance to full mount. Hohung defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.

Pizdomord looking for a guillotine from mount but Hohung is having none of it.

Pizdomord jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Hohung manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Pizdomord has knee on belly and moves into mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pizdomord is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Hohung is surviving well by controlling Pizdomord's body position as best he can.
Pizdomord trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hohung can't escape the position.
Hohung is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Pizdomord dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Hohung fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Pizdomord throws a head kick but Hohung moves out of range.
Pizdomord fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hohung on the side of the head.
Hohung shoots in and drives through. Pizdomord sprawls well.
Pizdomord with a jab.
Nice sprawl there from Hohung as Pizdomord shoots in.
Pizdomord swinging wildly here.
Pizdomord tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice cross by Pizdomord.
A slow jab from Pizdomord misses its intended target.
Hohung shoots in but Pizdomord avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Peter Pizdomord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ming Hohung.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pizdomord fails to land with a series of punches.
Peter Pizdomord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Hohung shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Hohung showed some decent athleticism there.
Pizdomord gets full guard.
Hohung won't allow Pizdomord to sweep him here.
Pizdomord is trying to keep Hohung in close.
Hohung trying to control the position from guard on top but Pizdomord is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Hohung looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pizdomord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hohung's guard.

Hohung has his foot on Pizdomord's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pizdomord works his way back into a safe position though.
Pizdomord sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hohung's guard.
Hohung is not content to let Pizdomord control the position.

Pizdomord is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Hohung can do anything to dispel that myth.
Pizdomord is looking to take a break and control but Hohung is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hohung trying to hold on to Pizdomord's head to control him but Pizdomord postures up.
Hohung wants to improve his position but Pizdomord is controlling well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pizdomord frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Pizdomord can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Hohung is looking to escape.
Hohung tries to hold on but Pizdomord postures up.
Hohung is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Pizdomord has taken his back.

Pizdomord looking for the choke but no joy.
Pizdomord trying to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hohung tries to escape but Pizdomord has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Hohung staying busy and making it hard for Pizdomord to control.
Pizdomord avoiding Hohung 's attempts to control his hands.
Hohung is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Pizdomord is staying active.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pizdomord tries to get the hooks in deep but Hohung pushed the leg off.
Ming Hohung has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Pizdomord showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pizdomord has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Pizdomord!