PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Larson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Meatbrick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meatbrick comes into a darkened arena with his song building. ROIDTECH kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rock Meatbrick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Larson
vs
Meatbrick

195 cm
24
300 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

225 cm
24
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Larson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rock Meatbrick!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Larson misses.

Meatbrick gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Larson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Larson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Larson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Meatbrick looking to hit a scissor sweep but Larson is one step ahead there.
Larson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Larson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Larson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Meatbrick trying to keep a closed guard but Larson is proving a slippery customer.
Larson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Meatbrick swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Meatbrick trying to keep a closed guard but Larson is proving a slippery customer.
Larson working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Larson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Larson landing some decent shots from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatbrick utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Larson might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Meatbrick keeping full guard, as Larson tries to pass.
Larson thows a big elbow that misses.
Larson throws a strike but Meatbrick rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Larson tries to strike from the bottom.
Meatbrick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Meatbrick trying to control the position from guard on top but Larson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meatbrick scoring with some ground and pound.
Meatbrick is working Larson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Larson wants to sweep but no luck.
Meatbrick trying to control but Larson is working from the bottom.
Meatbrick must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Larson looking for a sweep. Not yet Larson, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick stands up over Larson, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Meatbrick postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Meatbrick works over Larson with some ground and pound from guard.
Larson wants to sweep here but Meatbrick controlling him for the moment.
Larson throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Meatbrick cracks Larson with a solid left hand.
Larson doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Larson has momentary wrist control but Meatbrick slips an elbow through the middle.
Meatbrick lands a couple of elbows.
Meatbrick trying to control the position from guard on top but Larson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Meatbrick is in close to Larson's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Meatbrick is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Meatbrick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Larson looking for a guillotine here but Meatbrick defends easily.
Larson keeping moving, preventing Meatbrick from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Meatbrick is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Larson will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Meatbrick trying to control but Larson is working from the bottom.
Larson doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Larson throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Larson thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Meatbrick stopping the sweep attempt from Larson.
Larson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Larson tries to get out of the position.
Meatbrick is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Meatbrick trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A big left from Larson misses.
Larson misses with a jab, cross combination.
A big left from Larson misses.

Larson fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Meatbrick sprawls well initially but Larson persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Meatbrick throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Meatbrick trying to control from the bottom.
Meatbrick moves into full guard.
Meatbrick wants to sweep but no luck.
Larson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Meatbrick will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Larson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Brock Larson will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Meatbrick with a poor takedown

and Larson counters with a takedown into side control.
Meatbrick is looking for a sweep.
Larson scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Meatbrick to see if he's OK.
Meatbrick is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Larson off and has taken his back!
Meatbrick controlling well, preventing Larson from escaping the position.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Meatbrick's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Meatbrick keeps control of the position as Larson tries to break free.
Larson is working hard here to advance position.
Meatbrick doesn't have the hooks in and Larson manages to turn into his guard.
Larson lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Meatbrick utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Meatbrick striking off his back.
Meatbrick throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Meatbrick tries to strike from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Larson gets to his feet - Meatbrick follows without any prompting.
Meatbrick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Larson looks to land a combination but Meatbrick avoids it well.

Meatbrick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Larson wants to get back to his feet.
Larson takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Larson is not content to let Meatbrick control the position.
Larson is looking to reverse the position.
Meatbrick working the body and head with strikes.
Brock Larson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick is chipping away with strikes.
Meatbrick working the body and head with strikes.
Meatbrick working the body and head with strikes.
Meatbrick scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Larson to see if he's OK.
Larson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Larson tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Larson is looking for a sweep.
Meatbrick working the head with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Larson is looking for a sweep.
Larson is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Larson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick lands an elbow.
Larson taking punishment in the form of punches.
Larson tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Meatbrick wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Larson striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Meatbrick working the ground and pound from side control.
Larson tries to bench press Meatbrick off him but Meatbrick keeps the position.
Meatbrick lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Larson is trying to get back to half guard.
Meatbrick just content to control the position.
Larson on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Meatbrick wants to control but Larson is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larson is looking for a sweep.
Larson gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meatbrick tries to control but Larson wriggling away.
Larson is trying to escape the mount.
Meatbrick breaks from Larson's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Meatbrick in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Larson is in all sorts of trouble here.
Meatbrick dominating with strikes here.
Meatbrick scoring with strikes but Larson is staying in there.

Larson is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Meatbrick unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Larson wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Meatbrick celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rock Meatbrick!