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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Unkown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Test Ninja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unkown kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I.C.P. BITCHES! MIRrorCulZ. Ninja has chosen Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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141 lbs
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145 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Unkown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Test Ninja!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Seu Braga and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ninja tries to clinch
and Unkown counters with a low kick, right behind Ninja 's knee.
Unkown circles away from the clinch attempt
and Unkown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Ninja misses with a takedown attempt
and Ninja takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Unkown closes the distance and clinches.
Ninja tries to score a body lock takedown but Unkown shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Johnny Unkown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Test Ninja.
Stalling in the clinch from Unkown.
Ninja has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Unkown avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unkown scores with a shoulder strike.
Unkown breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ninja fails with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a leg kick.
Ninja looks winded!
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Unkown counter with a right hand.
Unkown lands a slapping body shot.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice body punch from Unkown.
Ninja takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Unkown jabs Ninja to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Unkown lands a leg kick that knocks Ninja off balance momentarily.
Ninja on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Unkown looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ninja misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Unkown to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Unkown scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice shot by Unkown.
Johnny Unkown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Unkown feints a jab promting Ninja to slip. Unkown then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Ninja slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Ninja misses with a takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Good standup being displayed there by Unkown as he connects with a hook.
Good leg kick by Unkown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ninja's head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Unkown.
Unkown thumps Ninja with a low kick.
Ninja changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Unkown looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Unkown tries to bench press Ninja off him but Ninja keeps the position.
Unkown has one of Ninja's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
My spies in Turka Elite Gym inform me that Ninja has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Ninja working away.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Unkown manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Ninja tries to get to full guard but Unkown has control of the leg.
Unkown is looking to advance position but Ninja won't allow it.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Ninja is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Unkown pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unkown wants to stand up but Ninja is controlling the position.
Unkown prevents Ninja from improving his position.
Unkown working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Unkown wants to pass to mount but Ninja is defending the position.
Ninja trying to hold on to Unkown's head to control him but Unkown postures up.
Unkown lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Ninja is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Unkown's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Unkown's back!
Unkown can't escape the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unkown trying to control the hands but Ninja won't let him.
Unkown is really stuck here.
Unkown is working hard here to advance position.
Ninja is persistently looking for the submission but Unkown is defending it well.
Unkown has hold of Ninja's arm. He needs to escape this position sooner or later but for now he's happy enough to control the position and prevent the submission attempts.
Unkown is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Unkown trying to control the hands but Ninja breaks the grip.
Ninja is riding his opponent, not letting Unkown buck him off.
Unkown rolls, trying to escape but Ninja keeps control of the position.
Unkown is trying to get back to his feet but Ninja has full control of the position and if anything, Unkown has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Ninja avoiding Unkown 's attempts to control his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Unkown dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Ninja looks to clinch
and Unkown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Unkown is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Ninja shoots and misses
and Unkown counters with a nice uppercut.
Ninja with a poor takedown
letting Unkown counter with a right hand.
Unkown throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Unkown thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Ninja if he has to take too many more of those.
Ninja shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Unkown makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Johnny Unkown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Test Ninja.
Ninja fails with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ninja shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Unkown counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Unkown connects with a looping right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Unkown.
Ninja misses with a takedown
and Unkown counters with a nice kick to the body.
Johnny Unkown is winning the standup battle so far.
Ninja is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ninja closes the distance looking to clinch
and Unkown counters with a stiff right hand.
Ninja with a poor takedown
and Unkown counters with a solid body kick.
Unkown jabs Ninja to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Unkown fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ninja has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Unkown closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ninja with a poor takedown
and Unkown counters with a nice leg kick.
Unkown buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Unkown moves into range and clinches up with Ninja.
Unkown lands a knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Unkown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Unkown is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Unkown.
Unkown lands a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown digs a right hand into Ninja's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ninja's gas tank.
Unkown lands a body punch in the clinch.
Unkown lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Unkown breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Unkown feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ninja's calf.
A nice combination there by Unkown.
Ninja misses with a takedown attempt
and Unkown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ninja tries for a takedown but Unkown circles away easily
enabling Unkown to counter with a crisp jab.
Ninja takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Unkown throws a leg kick which misses Ninja's front leg but catches the back leg as Ninja tries to avoid it.
Unkown explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Unkown fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ninja has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Unkown connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ninja momentarily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Unkown lands with a right hand.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a straight right hand.
Ninja takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Unkown moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Unkown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Unkown lands a nice shot to the body.
A jab from Unkown does it's job there.
Unkown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ninja can do to turn this around?
Unkown works over Ninja's head and body with a nice combination.
Ninja is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Unkown thuds his right hand into Ninja's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ninja is still on wobbly legs! Can Unkown finish him?
Unkown moves into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Unkown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Unkown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unkown lands a left hand.
Unkown manages to break the clinch.
Ninja with a poor takedown
and Unkown counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ninja shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Unkown counters with a stiff right hand.
Unkown gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Unkown obliges.
Unkown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Ninja lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Unkown is pushing Ninja up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Unkown lands a left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Unkown scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ninja seems to have recovered his senses.
Unkown lands a nice uppercut.
Unkown breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Johnny Unkown dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Ninja with a poor takedown
and Unkown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ninja shoots and misses
and Unkown counters with a stiff right hand.
Test Ninja seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A left and a right from Unkown both land. Nice combination.
Ninja misses with a takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Johnny Unkown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Test Ninja.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters by moving into the clinch.
Unkown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ninja backwards.
Unkown lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Unkown landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ninja has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Unkown breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ninja looks to clinch
and Unkown makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Unkown throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Unkown scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ninja takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Unkown closes the distance and pushes Ninja back into the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Unkown pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ninja closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ninja's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Unkown connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ninja scrambles back to his feet.
Unkown rushes Ninja and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Unkown.
Unkown gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Ninja.
Ninja tries to pull guard but Unkown won't allow it.
Unkown utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Unkown lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ninja.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unkown scores with a nice hook to the head.
Unkown connects with a nasty looking knee right to Ninja's face.
Ninja wants a takedown but no success here.
Nice body punch from Unkown.
Unkown manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Unkown is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice left hand lands by Unkown.
Unkown lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ninja backwards.
Unkown lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Unkown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a nice body shot.
Ninja gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Ninja takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ninja has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Unkown.
Unkown paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Unkown slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a good low kick that Ninja was not able to check.
Unkown swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ninja.
Unkown keeps Ninja at a distance using the push kick.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a leg kick.
Unkown throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Unkown.
This has been an exciting period of action!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Unkown.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unkown fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Unkown connects with a right hand. Ninja shakes it off.
Unkown fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ninja with a lazy takedown attempt
and Unkown counters with a nice body kick.
Unkown lands a jab.
Ninja doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Unkown counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ninja thinking.
Unkown jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A right-left combo lands from Unkown.
Ninja has his takedown stuffed
and Unkown counters with a thumping low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Unkown drives through and clinches with Ninja against the ropes.
Unkown using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Unkown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Unkown, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:25
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:25
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Unkown!
Johnny Unkown seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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