PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chris Farley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mister Creosote (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Creosote has chosen Its Mr. Creosote!! as his entrance music. Mister Creosote has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Chris Farley's chin.

Farley
vs
Creosote

150 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Chris Farley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Creosote!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Creosote lands a body shot.
Creosote looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Farley tries to clinch
letting Creosote counter with a right hand.

It looks like Chris Farley has been cut.

Creosote feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Farley sprawling to the canvas! Farley rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Creosote finish him?!
Farley has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Team Meanor MMA™: Be The BEST in the buildup to the fight.
A big right from Creosote misses.

Creosote pushes Farley up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Farley tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Creosote just stands there and leans against the cage.
Farley is trying to pull guard but Creosote turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Creosote misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farley jumps guard but Creosote turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chris Farley. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Farley tries to pull guard but Creosote forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Creosote lands a shot to the body.
Farley blocks a body shot from Creosote.
Farley fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Creosote misses with a punch on the inside.
Farley is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Creosote to keep the fight standing.
Creosote misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Farley fails to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Creosote misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Farley changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Creosote fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Farley on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Farley.
Creosote throws a jab but it's blocked by Farley.
The crowd cheers as Creosote lands an impressive looking overhand right. Farley doesn't seem phased though.

Chris Farley's cut is getting worse.
Creosote looks to land a right hand but Farley moved out of range.
Creosote misses with a hook to the body

and Farley counters by moving into the clinch.
Creosote stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creosote can't find room to land a body shot as Farley controls the action.
Creosote lands a hook that snaps the head of Farley backwards.
Farley tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Creosote's elbow.
Farley tries for a takedown but Creosote manages to get underhooks.
Farley blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Farley tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Farley jumps guard but Creosote stands there with Farley around his waist. Farley gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Creosote tries a body shot but Farley blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Creosote.
Creosote works on Farley's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Creosote - that landed with a thud.
Farley is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Creosote scores with a nice hook to the head.

Creosote drops Farley onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Farley is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Farley is rocked!
Creosote throws a big uppercut that drops Farley! More strikes from Creosote and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Farley lies dazed against the cage as Creosote celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister Creosote!
Post fight, Mister Creosote stared into the camera and said 'Shut up! I'm not saying anything! Bring me a bucket.. I'm gonna throw up!'.