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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elizabeth Of England (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terry Thompson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Of England comes into the arena with Theme tune to Islam blaring out of the sound system. Terry Thompson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Elizabeth Of England's chin.
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199 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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222 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Elizabeth Of England!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Terry Thompson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thompson misses with a combination
and Of England counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Of England tries to pass the half guard into mount. Thompson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Thompson has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Of England is working away from the top position though.
Thompson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Of England throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Thompson is looking to improve his position.
Thompson is looking to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Of England is pressing down on Thompson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Thompson is holding on for now.
Thompson trying to control but Of England postures up.
Thompson tries to get to full guard but Of England has control of the leg.
Of England sitting and controlling from the half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Of England trying to control the action but Thompson is working from the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
No joy there for Thompson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Thompson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Of England lands with a slapping head kick.
Jab by Thompson.
It looks like Elizabeth Of England has been cut.
A combination from Thompson does no damage.
Of England uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thompson.
Thompson throws a right and a left that Of England avoids nicely.
Terry Thompson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Of England throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thompson stalks Of England and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Of England's face. Of England staggers backwards, shaken.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A punch combination from Thompson misses.
Thompson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Of England counter with a right hand.
Of England throws a head kick that half lands.
Thompson blocks a jab.
Of England throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Thompson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Of England.
Thompson tries to bum rush Of England with a series of wild strikes but Of England uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Thompson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thompson throws a right hand that Of England ducks under and follows up with a left that Of England also avoids with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thompson throws a right and a left that Of England avoids nicely.
Some wild striking there from Thompson.
Thompson throws a series of strikes that have Of England backpedaling.
A head kick misses from Of England.
Thompson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Of England thumps Thompson with a low kick.
Thompson takes a swing at Of England's ribcage but misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Of England.
Thompson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Of England moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Thompson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Thompson works over Of England's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Of England lands with a shot to the body.
Thompson looks to land a combination but Of England avoids it well.
Thompson misses with a double jab.
Thompson looks to land a combination but Of England avoids it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thompson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Of England uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thompson.
Of England avoids a punch combination nicely.
Of England looks for the body kick but Thompson saw that one coming.
A shot to the liver by Of England. Beautiful body shot.
Of England connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Of England. That's going to slow Thompson down.
Of England misses with a low kick as Thompson jumps back.
Thompson blocks a head kick by Of England.
Thompson blocks a head kick by Of England.
Of England tries to land a front kick but Thompson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Good shot there by Thompson.
Thompson throws a nice looking combination but Of England bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Terry Thompson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Elizabeth Of England's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Thompson misses with a low kick.
Thompson throws a leg kick but Of England checks it.
Thompson throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Of England colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Thompson as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Of England is left battered and dazed whilst Thompson and his camp cheer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Terry Thompson!
A victorious Terry Thompson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Elizabeth Of England stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck this ISlam shit, I surrender to Allah and he/she/it rewards me with an ass whupping.... Fuck Islam and that pedo Mohammed'.
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