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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slim Crowe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crowe is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Noah Gundersen - Oh Death. Nelson Muntz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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180 lbs
29 - 4 - 1 |
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190 cm
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180 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Slim Crowe!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz throws a looping overhand right but Crowe ducks down to avoid it.
Muntz misses with a left hand
and Crowe counters with a straight right hand.
Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crowe ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
Muntz connects with an inside leg kick.
Muntz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Muntz has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Homunculus Alembic in the buildup to the fight.
Crowe ducks under a wild hook from Muntz.
Crowe on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Muntz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Crowe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A jab from Crowe misses.
Muntz misses with a body kick.
Crowe lands with a shot to the body.
Muntz lands the left hand.
Muntz throws a leg kick that is checked
and Crowe counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Crowe walks into a straight right hand from Muntz.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz thows a leg kick but Crowe checks it
and Crowe makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Muntz really felt that one!
Muntz throws a low kick, looking for Crowe's leg but Crowe calmly moves out of range.
Crowe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Muntz is looking to slow Crowe down with leg kicks.
Muntz misses with a leg kick
and Crowe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Muntz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crowe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Muntz throws a body shot but no joy.
Muntz misses with a body punch
and Crowe counters with a body kick that stops Muntz in his tracks momentarily.
Muntz lands with a cross.
Crowe on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Muntz takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fighters circling - Muntz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A bone on bone clash there as Crowe blocks the leg kick.
Crowe has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Muntz missing with a left hand there. Crowe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crowe.
Crowe avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Muntz throws a looping overhand right but Crowe ducks down to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Crowe.
Good standup being displayed there by Muntz as he connects with a hook.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Muntz.
Crowe on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Crowe blocks the leg kick.
Crowe with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Muntz to score with a decent uppercut.
Crowe displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Muntz throws out the jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz misses with a leg kick
and Crowe counters with a right hand to the body.
Crowe tries to land a front kick but Muntz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Muntz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Muntz lands with a nice body punch.
Crowe missing with a left hand there. Muntz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Muntz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Crowe on the side of the head.
Muntz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Muntz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crowe misses with a body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Muntz.
Nice shot lands for Muntz.
Good shot there by Muntz.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz misses the shot to the body.
Crowe throws a low kick, looking for Muntz's leg but Muntz calmly moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz loads up on a big right hand but Crowe slips the punch.
Muntz on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Muntz lands the left hand.
Crowe wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Crowe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Crowe's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Muntz connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Crowe scrambles back to his feet.
Muntz lands a really nice looking cross but Crowe seems unphased.
Muntz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Crowe.
Crowe steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Muntz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Muntz throws an overhand right that lands on Crowe's shoulder, as Crowe tries to avoid the shot.
Muntz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Crowe can do to turn this around?
Nice shot by Muntz.
Muntz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crowe moves away.
Nice body punch from Muntz.
Muntz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Muntz moves out of range of the body kick from Crowe.
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crowe.
Crowe throws a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crowe closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Muntz throws out a loose jab but Crowe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muntz misses with a jab to the body
and Crowe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Muntz displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Crowe uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Muntz.
Muntz throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crowe counters with a head kick. That will keep Muntz thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Muntz tries to work over Crowe's front leg with a kick but Crowe checks it.
Muntz throws a leg kick
and Muntz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Crowe.
Muntz misses with a leg kick
and Crowe counters with a good, hard body kick but Muntz shrugs it off.
Muntz connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Muntz cracks a nice hook into Crowe's ribs.
Muntz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Crowe's head.
Crowe cracks Muntz with an open hand slap.
Crowe avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Muntz misses with an uppercut. Crowe saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crowe tries to land a front kick but Muntz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A telegraphed right hand from Muntz misses the target.
Muntz throws a front kick that sends Crowe stumbling back into the cage.
Crowe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Muntz cracks Crowe with a right hand to the side of the head.
Muntz misses with a right hand
and Crowe makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Muntz really felt that one!
Muntz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Crowe counters with a low kick, right behind Muntz 's knee.
Crowe goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A left lands for Muntz.
Crowe lands with a kick to the temple. Muntz shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Crowe lands with a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crowe misses with a head kick.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Muntz misses with a body shot.
Crowe swings for the body but Muntz moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Crowe might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Muntz has got the better of the exchanges.
Muntz throws a lazy body kick
and Crowe counters with a body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Crowe moves out of range of the body kick from Muntz.
Muntz throws a jab but it's blocked by Crowe.
Crowe lands a nice looking body kick.
Muntz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crowe defending well as Muntz loads up on a big left hand.
Crowe is looking to land body kicks.
Muntz connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crowe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Muntz.
Crowe gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Muntz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Crowe.
Muntz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muntz throws out a leg kick but Crowe moves out of range and Muntz only half commits.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crowe.
Crowe lands a really nice looking cross but Muntz seems unphased.
Crowe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Crowe. That did some damage!
Muntz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod.
That's time! Muntz's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Crowe throws a jab but it's blocked by Muntz.
Crowe feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Muntz's calf.
Muntz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muntz misses with a right hand
and Crowe counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Crowe looks at the referee who does nothing so Crowe lands a crushing right that sends Muntz to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slim Crowe!
Slim Crowe is the new welterweight champion!
As Slim Crowe got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Fork it over!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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