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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johannes Maanpohja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Anderson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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180 cm
32
184 lbs
22 - 14 - 2 |
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171 cm
26
173 lbs
8 - 12 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
22 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johannes Maanpohja! The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Anderson scores with a one two! Maanpohja had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. Johannes Maanpohja seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Maanpohja doesn't succeed with the takedown and Anderson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Maanpohja thinking. Anderson stuffs the takedown. Maanpohja takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Maanpohja walks into a left hand. Maanpohja with a lazy takedown attempt and Anderson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Turd Anderson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Johannes Maanpohja. Anderson lands with a cross. Anderson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Maanpohja looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Maanpohja looks winded! This has been an exciting period of action! Maanpohja drops his hands momentarily and Anderson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Maanpohja is rocked! Maanpohja shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Anderson counters with a single leg into guard. Maanpohja didn't expect that. Maanpohja is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him? Anderson working some strikes from top position. Anderson postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Maanpohja covers up, he's hurt! Anderson keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Anderson and the ref steps in to end the fight! Anderson can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson! Turd Anderson retains his welterweight title! An out of breath Turd Anderson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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