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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brooklyn Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brawler comes to the cage accompanied by Where Brooklyn At?!?!. Dingleberry comes into a darkened arena with his song building. PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Brooklyn Brawler had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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265 lbs
23 - 11 - 0 |
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218 lbs
28 - 16 - 2 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brooklyn Brawler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dingleberry!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brawler misses with a wild body shot.
Brawler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dingleberry takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A head kick misses from Brawler.
Brawler throws a body punch but Dingleberry moves out of range.
A jab from Brawler does it's job there.
A slow jab from Dingleberry misses its intended target.
Brawler throws a body kick that misses.
Brawler looks to throw the jab but Dingleberry is out of range.
Dingleberry blocks a head kick by Brawler.
Danga de danga de dang - Dingleberry scores with a four punch combination!
Brawler throws a series of punches but Dingleberry avoids them all with ease.
Brawler lands a jab to the nose.
Dingleberry slips under a jab from Brawler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brawler fails with an attempt to clinch.
Brawler misses with a body shot.
Brawler scores with a jab to the body.
Dingleberry blocks a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler moves in looking to clinch but Dingleberry pushes him off.
Brawler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Brawler with a nice cross.
Dingleberry takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Brawler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brawler misses with a right hand
and Dingleberry cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brawler walks into a left hand.
Dingleberry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brawler closes the distance but Dingleberry moves to the side
and Dingleberry counters with a takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dingleberry trying to control the position but Brawler is working away.
Dingleberry tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Brawler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dingleberry on the ground.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dingleberry wants to lay and pray for a moment but Brawler keeps working.
Dingleberry tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Dingleberry is looking to take a break and control but Brawler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Dingleberry seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Brawler is not content to let Dingleberry control the position.
Dingleberry tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dingleberry is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Brawler has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dingleberry tries to move into full mount but can't pass Brawler's legs.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Brawler is trying to work for a sweep but Dingleberry has mounted him!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Dick Dingleberry will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Dick Dingleberry's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Dingleberry bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Brawler fails to land with a series of punches.
Dingleberry has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brawler finds it's way round the side to connect with Dingleberry's head.
Brawler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Brawler lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dingleberry circles away quickly and effectively.
Brawler throws a push kick but Dingleberry slaps the foot to one side.
Brawler loads up on a big right hand but Dingleberry slips the punch.
Brawler with a jab.
Brooklyn Brawler is winning the standup battle so far.
Brawler looks to land a combination but Dingleberry avoids it well.
Brawler works Dingleberry's body with a nice hook.
Dingleberry takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Brawler throws a lazy uppercut
and Dingleberry counters with a takedown into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brawler stops Dingleberry from passing to mount.
Dingleberry in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Brawler is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dick Dingleberry!
Dick Dingleberry tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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