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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ipod Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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190 cm
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185 lbs
18 - 2 - 0 |
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150 cm
33
180 lbs
5 - 25 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
18 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noam Chomsky! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 25 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ipod Apple! The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Apple tries to clinch and Chomsky counters with a head kick that drops Apple to the mat! Apple scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly! Chomsky closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Apple! Chomsky dives in looking to finish! Apple is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noam Chomsky!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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